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A lorry driver was pulled over by the Police in Kent.

" 'allo 'allo 'allo. What 'ave we got 'ere?"

"Tissue"

"What tissue?"

" Toilet tissue"

" What kind of tissue?"

" Tinted"

" How much is there?"

"Tons"

"How many tons?"

"Ten"

" Where are you going?'

" Timothy Whites & Taylors"

" Which branch?"

" Tenderton"

" So " replies the copper. " Tell me why you are carrying ten tons of tinted toilet tissue to Timothy Whites & Taylors in Tenderton?"

"They're our sole agents"

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