I will get things started.

I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

I see you did your makeup today.... someone sure does miss coloring books

Did you do your makeup today, or did you just get gang banged by Crayola?

OK

I had mates in the Army who had their heads blown off, and didn't moan as much as you.

If you're right in the head, I don't want to be.

I was in Baghdad when you were in your dad's bag.

I had an inferiority complex 'till i met you!

"I see that you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public"

You remind me of a penny. Two faced and worthless.

Everybody has the right to be a c**t but you're abusing the privilege.

Not that your ugly, but I think your mother drank during pregnancy

If you were anymore inbred you'd be a sandwich.

I've neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you mate.

When you finally get around to changing your mind, Make sure you bury the diaper.

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

I can explain it for you. But I can't understand it for you.

I liked your approach, now lets see your departure.

My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.

Rumors? At least you're spreading something besides your legs.

You're living proof that even ugly people have sex.

Your family tree must be a Cactus, because everyone on it is a prick.

100,00 sperm, and you are the one that made it ?...

You have beautiful children, have you traced the father already?

May all your teeth fall out, except one to give you a toothache.

You hae a face lik a meltit welly

"If I would agree with you, we would both be wrong !"

The only true hing big in Texas, are their ego.

She has seen more knobs then a locksmith

All over it like a priest on an alterboy

Sent from my c64

"Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smells of elderberries. I fart in your general direction."

If my dog was as ugly as you I would shave it's arse and train it to walk backwards.

May your wife's teats dry up like the waters of the desert.

Don't you love Mother Nature despite what she did to you?

Your living proof that man can live without a brain.

Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion?

I don't mind you talking as long as you don't mind me not listening.

You'd steal the earwax out of your own mothers ears.

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

I like you. People say I have no taste, but I like you.

Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

Hey, how'd you get here? Someone leave your cage open?

I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.

May all the days of your life be filled with dental appointments.