Thief defecates on victims' doorstep

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Thief defecates on victims' doorstep

Phuket Gazette 

The thief was caught on CCTV defecating (though not featured in this frame) on her victims' doorstep. Photo: Gazette file

PHUKET: A thief in Chalong defecated on one of her victims' doorsteps early yesterday morning.

The perpetrator reportedly broke into four homes, primarily occupied by foreigners, at the Nga Chang villa complex in Rawai. Police reported that the crapper focused on stealing cash, although she clearly had access to other valuables.

Jake Newton, 19, an Australian Muay Thai fighter training in Phuket, discovered that several thousand baht had been taken out of his wallet after a neighborhood security guard alerted him to the fact that a woman had just had a bowel movement on his doorstep. 

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-- PHUKET GAZETTE 2016-08-01

 

[Pimay1]

It's not even Halloween yet.

[Krataiboy]

Maybe she was delivering a message - something along the lines of not cr-pping on your own doorstep? Over to you, Holmes.

[klauskunkel]

Som tam, for sure

[F4UCorsair]

Find the turd who left the turd!!  

[Goldieinkathu]

I"ve many friends in the Police force back home, it's a well known fact that burglar's often  defecate . One bobby I knew was creeping up some steps looking for the suspect and knew he was hiding behind a door as he could smell him .

[taichiplanet]

plenty of DNA then!

[Rod Gold]

Chinese ancestors are smiling at their lingering influence on Thais.

[SOTIRIOS]

...so the security guard waited for her to finish....???

[PETERTHEEATER]

Most thieves don't do this because they don't give a...........