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Man Has Throat Cut. Police Believe ‘Foreigner’ is the Culprit


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Not seen,no witnesses!.We haven't got a clue who did it,and we dont have a chance of catching them.So it has to be a foreigner! Fiendishly clever these foreigners.

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The only way I can think it wasn't a Thai that dunnit':

 

is that a they'd assume any Thai would be able to recognise another obviously angry Thai, if he sees one.

 

 

But, if a Thai attacker, you wouldn't see him coming, as it will be done  (in-the-back)

 

so therefore... where as per normally, a slit throat is done from behind;

 - a Thai cannot be outright eliminated anyway

 

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' However, despite the victim being still in treatment and unable to make a statement, the police have announced that he must have had an argument with a foreigner who then knifed him.' I don't know which bemuses me the most; this, or the oft quoted police suicide theories.

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3 minutes ago, ozyjon said:

Where's my crystal ball,

 

 I saw someone playing with one in the HI Boss bar the other day as i walked past.

Did you leave it there, ?  :giggle::cheesy::giggle:

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So we have the victim, the fruit seller and the grassy knoll...

 

obviously the perp was a foreigner as if Thai they would have been teamed up at least 5 onto one... hang on news coming in - they have found some young Burmese workers with a dodgy phone nearby and a garden hoe so it will soon be cased closed.

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10 hours ago, Lokie said:

So we have the victim, the fruit seller and the grassy knoll...

 

obviously the perp was a foreigner as if Thai they would have been teamed up at least 5 onto one... hang on news coming in - they have found some young Burmese workers with a dodgy phone nearby and a garden hoe so it will soon be cased closed.

 

OK, my turn. You forgot the Kawasaki. So given all of these clues, I'm guessing:

 

Col Mustard, in the Conservatory with the lead pipe

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On 8/8/2016 at 0:33 PM, Raymonddiaz said:

Look at the picture. Thais love their cellphones. The medic was texting!

 

He tried to catch a Pokemon !  

 

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