Johnny has been caught stealing again and this time the judge sends him down for a bit to teach him a lesson.

The prison guards excort him to his cell and he is informed he is to share with another inmate .. big bad bubba.

Johnny is led into his cell and as the door closes and locks behind him he is confronted by the huge shape of a semi naked big bad bubba.

Big bad bubba looks at Johnny and then aks ... "Hey der Johnny we da playin mommies and daddies .. you bein da mommy or da daddy" ...?

Johnny thinks for a while but figures he knows what will happen if he chooses the mummy option and its not something he wishes at all so he looks at bubba and proudly informs him ... "I'll choose to be daddy bubba".

Johnny reflects smugly in the silence that follows how clever he is to have escaped the implications of being bubbas wife.

Bubba leans his head to one side, looks quizically at Johnny and speaks .... "Well come over here then and suck mummies c**k ....!!!

Hmmmnn!