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Top of the list has to be...........the bottle opener fridge magnet, what would I do without it.

I dare say they've been about for a while but I've only had mine for 6 months.

Can you think of anything better ? :o

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The "bum gun" (attached next to the toilet) which is heaven after a heavy night of beer and curry. Sorry but the little black duck started it :D

Cheeky..Its true though Toilet Paper is used for everything, the Universal tool as it were..

Much cheaper than "Lady Scott"/..

Baabaabbobo..I like the "Bum Gun".. :o:D:D

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The "bum gun" (attached next to the toilet) which is heaven after a heavy night of beer and curry. Sorry but the little black duck started it :D

Cheeky..Its true though Toilet Paper is used for everything, the Universal tool as it were..

Much cheaper than "Lady Scott"/..

Baabaabbobo..I like the "Bum Gun".. :o:D:D

Yep, bum guns rock :D

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I'd like to give a mention to all those that dedicate a lot of there time in the 'visas and migration to other counties' sub-forum, to help people like me get visas for there loved ones, with no benefit real to themselves!!! JUST EXTREMELY HELPFUL PEOPLE!!

You know who you are! Geniuses

Mark

Posted
If you would be married you wouldn't say that.

Women are sexy......... Wimmin are nasty married creatures who's lives revolve around making mens lives a misery whilst giving minimal sex and <deleted> all blow jobs.......apparently :o

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If you would be married you wouldn't say that.

1. without our Mothers we wouldn't be here :D

2. I am -very happily- married :o

3. without women the world would be....... :D

LaoPo

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If you would be married you wouldn't say that.

1. without our Mothers we wouldn't be here :D

2. I am -very happily- married :D

3. without women the world would be....... :D

LaoPo

1. That is a common misconception - i have it from a good source that it's the stork who delivers babies

2. I always said that being deaf has some clear advantages :D

3. Without women the world would be a lot more quiet, especially during those few days each month... :o

Posted

If you would be married you wouldn't say that.

1. without our Mothers we wouldn't be here :D

2. I am -very happily- married :D

3. without women the world would be....... :D

LaoPo

1. That is a common misconception - i have it from a good source that it's the stork who delivers babies

2. I always said that being deaf has some clear advantages :D

3. Without women the world would be a lot more quiet, especially during those few days each month... :D

1. :D

2. How did you find out I was deaf ?

3. It would be too quiet I tell you; you will miss them within 1 day ! :o

LaoPo

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3. It would be too quiet I tell you; you will miss them within 1 day ! :o

LaoPo[/color]

Yes, and isn't that a bastard?!

Before she goes you make all those plans how to fill your few days of freedom with as much illicit activities as you can imagine, and one hour after she left you already start calling her, and are in a state of general misery.

IT'S THEIR FAULT!

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If you would be married you wouldn't say that.

pull the pin bro and get liberated.

lifes not perfect being single but its frigging extremely peaceful. :o

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