One morning, on his way out to check on the cows the rancher said to

Amy, "The AI man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I

drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the

barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?"

So, the rancher leaves for the fields. After a while the artificial

insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him

down to the barn. They walk along a long row of cows and when she sees the

nail, she tells him, "This is the one.... right here."

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another dizzy

blonde, the man asks, "Tell me little lady, how did you know this is the

cow to be bred?"

"That's simple. By the nail over its stall", Amy explains very confidently.

Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"

She turns to walk away, and with complete confidence says, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows the rancher said to

Amy, "The AI man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I

drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the

barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?"

So, the rancher leaves for the fields. After a while the artificial

insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him

down to the barn. They walk along a long row of cows and when she sees the

nail, she tells him, "This is the one.... right here."

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another dizzy

blonde, the man asks, "Tell me little lady, how did you know this is the

cow to be bred?"

"That's simple. By the nail over its stall", Amy explains very confidently.

Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"

She turns to walk away, and with complete confidence says, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows the rancher said to

Amy, "The AI man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I

drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the

barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?"

So, the rancher leaves for the fields. After a while the artificial

insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him

down to the barn. They walk along a long row of cows and when she sees the

nail, she tells him, "This is the one.... right here."

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another dizzy

blonde, the man asks, "Tell me little lady, how did you know this is the

cow to be bred?"

"That's simple. By the nail over its stall", Amy explains very confidently.

Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"

She turns to walk away, and with complete confidence says, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."

That one was a two

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows the rancher said to

Amy, "The AI man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I

drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the

barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?"

So, the rancher leaves for the fields. After a while the artificial

insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him

down to the barn. They walk along a long row of cows and when she sees the

nail, she tells him, "This is the one.... right here."

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another dizzy

blonde, the man asks, "Tell me little lady, how did you know this is the

cow to be bred?"

"That's simple. By the nail over its stall", Amy explains very confidently.

Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"

She turns to walk away, and with complete confidence says, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."

That one was a two

solly

One of the funniest jokes I have heard in a long while!

One of the funniest jokes I have heard in a long while!

You got me too..

:D