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A redneck bud named Joe from rural California once told me of an episode he had - when working a job - pumping out septic tanks. He got to the site, said hello to the woman at the house, pulled his truck up, opened up the hatch of the septic tank, inserted the hose and began pumping. A short while later, the woman's husband showed up, returning from work. He went over to say hi to Joe. While they were both standing there looking in to the tank, the husband asked, "what are those hundreds of things floating around the bottom of the tank? Are those slugs? Joe went to get a stick and dipped it down and fished one out. When the husband saw what it was, he immediately marched to the house shaking his fist and calling out his wife's name. Apparently, Joe never used condoms with his wife.

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