Welcome To hel_l !

[aka_jack]

Welcome To hel_l

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hel_l. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with the devil.

Devil: Why so glum, chum?

Guy: What do you think? I'm in hel_l.

Devil: hel_l's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?

Guy: Sure, I love to drink.

Devil: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays That's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab, and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more.

Guy: Gee, that sounds great.

Devil: You a smoker?

Guy: You better believe it.

Devil: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie - you're already dead, remember?

Guy: Wow. That's awesome.

Devil: I bet you like to gamble.

Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.

Devil: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow.

Devil: You into drugs?

Guy: Are you kidding? I love drugs. You don't mean....

Devil: That's right Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's alright - you're dead, who cares? O.D.!!

Guy: Yowza!! I never realized hel_l was such a swingin' place.

Devil: You gay?

Guy: No....

Devil: Ooooh (grimaces), You're gonna hate Fridays . .

[Little Black Duck]

Welcome To hel_l

Guess you could always pull a sickie on Fridays,,

[suegha]

Welcome To hel_l

Guess you could always pull a sickie on Fridays,,

Er, I think the expression is 'throw a sickie'! Pull a sickie sounds like a sick euphemism!

[Little Black Duck]

Welcome To hel_l

Guess you could always pull a sickie on Fridays,,

Er, I think the expression is 'throw a sickie'! Pull a sickie sounds like a sick euphemism!

Sorry me Old Tiger Mate its an Aussie thing hey ~~~~

[Pink Mist]

safety lock underwear on fridays