The Postman

[Jimbo551]

There once was a postman who had delivered the mail

to the same neighbourhood and the

same route for over 35years.

This was to be his last day before he retired.

He neared the last house on the route, which happened

to be the home of Judy, a 35 year old married woman named Judy

with a somewhat questionable reputation.

As he walked up the steps to the front door, Judy greeted him

in a very sexy and thin red teddy with lace.

"Is this your last day, postman?" She asked in

a low and sultry voice. He could barely nod his reply.

"Y-yes, I am retiring today."

"Well, come in for a minute won't you?"

And how could he refuse?

They spent hours in heated sex. After wards,

Judy fixed him a breakfast of steak and

eggs, hash browns, the works.

And then as the postman was dressing and getting ready to

leave, Judy handed him a farewell card, in which he found 5 dollars.

At this point, the postman gave her a somewhat puzzled look and said,

"I don't get it, Judy, first you <deleted> my brains out,

then you cook me a breakfast fit for a king,

and then you only give me 5 dollars???

What's up with that?"

"Well."said Judy. "Last night I told my husband you were retiring,

And I asked him what we should do. He said

'<deleted> him, give him 5 dollars.'

The breakfast was my idea."

[Pink Mist]

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