The Poker Player !

[niagarekoja]

Two couples were playing poker one evening.

John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor.

When he bent down under the table to pick them up,he noticed

Bill's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress !

Shocked by this, John, upon trying to sit back up again, hit

his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.

Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under

there?"

Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that,

well indeed he did.

She said, " Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral

costs of this offer, John confirms that he is interested.

She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday

afternoons and as John doesn't, he should be at her house

around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around John showed up at Bill's house at 2

p.m.sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to

the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.

John then quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering

the house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house

this afternoon?"

With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by

for a few minutes this afternoon."

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked,

"And did he give you $500?"

In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after

mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give

me $500".

Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by

saying, Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this

morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house

this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!

[libya 115]

I really like that one, and I had not heard it before: 9/10

[Grover]

[guardian]

[dvk1951]

Especially the poke-her face he was wearing under the table

[davidjtayler]

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