realenglish1 Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Its easy Go to the roosters owners and offer then 500 per rooster Then tell them if they do not get anymore then they will get 500 baht per month for life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutsiwarrior Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 I lived in an upscale neighborhood in Managua once where folks kept roosters as pets...and you would see them in the evenings, petting these huge ugly monsters who would then shriek: Shriek! Shriek! Shriek! to their owner's delight...the horror of the sunrise chorus could not even be imagined... the rooster problem was causing psychological damage...and no sympathy from local co - workers who howled with laughter upon hearing of my problem... I hopped it and ended up in downtown Mexico City with no roosters but with other problems and with which I was perfectly amenable... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabricus Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutsiwarrior Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 (edited) ^^'ol Werner's done it again...ye gots to hypnotise de roosters... Edited October 19, 2016 by tutsiwarrior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahab Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 You will get used to them after a while, and if you are really tired you can sleep through almost anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callaway Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 18 hours ago, canuckamuck said: Our roosters have no schedule. Just as likely to hear them at 10 PM, 2 AM, or lunch time, but they do make more noise at dawn. My advice, adapt to the noise. I did and now I don't care at all. Another thoughtful person caring about themselves only. What about your neighbours? Use the hands, chicken neck and the twisting of hands method on the bloody things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckamuck Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 21 minutes ago, callaway said: Another thoughtful person caring about themselves only. What about your neighbours? Use the hands, chicken neck and the twisting of hands method on the bloody things. I can see how you thought that, however. I live in a village, all my neighbors have chickens including roosters. I would kill each and every one of them if possible (the birds not the neighbors) but it isn't. And when I said our roosters, I was referring to the ones that I hear. I keep fish, not chickens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callaway Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 1 hour ago, canuckamuck said: I can see how you thought that, however. I live in a village, all my neighbors have chickens including roosters. I would kill each and every one of them if possible (the birds not the neighbors) but it isn't. And when I said our roosters, I was referring to the ones that I hear. I keep fish, not chickens. Apologies my friend. I took it to be your roosters. Yes I live in a village as well and have the same problem, that's why I posted as I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrTuner Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Is it possible to get a pet fox here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutsiwarrior Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 ^^well...vixen type females are relatively easy to come by... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 (edited) 19 hours ago, puukao said: 99/100 people on here have a sense-of-humor.... but it's that ONE person (old guy) who just will never get it.... lol hes getting to much "cock" what he needs is some "hello kitty" to relieve the stress Edited October 20, 2016 by kannot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CantSpell Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Find a house near the airport... Then you wont be bothered by the noise of the chickens anymore :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 8 hours ago, callaway said: Another thoughtful person caring about themselves only. What about your neighbours? Use the hands, chicken neck and the twisting of hands method on the bloody things. u telling him to "choke the chicken" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabis Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 The hard to chew answer here, like realenglish pointed out, is - TADAA - money, moolah, baht; should rid your troubles(, or possibly result into an elaborate extortion scheme of sorts - every other month a sudden rooster with new owner appears - and you soon feed the whole workers' camp ) The easy answer is get so $h!tfaced every night you pass out/stop caring that's what most people on TVF seem to be doing, so guess it works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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