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GWB is invited to Buckingham Palace for a state visit, and he is told that he can bring one person along. So of course he chooses his Vice President Dick Cheney. When they are there, the Queen gives Dubbya a beautiful hunting dog as a present.

Back in Washington, D.C. Bush brags to Donald Rumsfeld, "Y'know, my hunting dog really is very special!"

"Why is that?," Rumsfeld wants to know.

"Well for one thing, he has two <deleted>," Bush replies.

"How do you know that?" Donny asks.

"You see," Dubbya explains, "When Dick and I took him for a walk in Hyde Park the first evening, we walked by an elderly couple, and the husband turned to his wife and exclaimed, 'Look at that beautiful dog with the two <deleted>!'"

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there's another version involving little jonnie howard and stupid peter costello and a "Blue Heeler" in a North Queensland Pub, no prizes for guessing who the 2 <deleted> are :o

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