What store in this country sells 2x Speedos?

[The Dude Abides]

Mine disappeared, pretty sure a local Custom agents grabbed it - had a US flag design.

 

Can't find anything more than  a basic Large everywhere I've looked.

[JHolmesJr]

Are the budgies safe?

[zorro1]

Same place they sell size 14 shoes and XL socks

[The Dude Abides]

7 minutes ago, JHolmesJr said:

Are the budgies safe?

 

 

 

 

Wot?

[JHolmesJr]

sorry i meant budgie. (singular)

[The Dude Abides]

5 minutes ago, zorro1 said:

Same place they sell size 14 shoes and XL socks

Size 9 here and medium socks.

[zorro1]

Size 9 here and medium socks.

They don't sell large budgie smugglers here, I picked mine up on an overseas trip

[The Dude Abides]

2 minutes ago, zorro1 said:

They don't sell large budgie smugglers here, I picked mine up on an overseas trip

 

Must be a Brit term.

 

We call them Banana Hammocks.

[The Dude Abides]

Although a surf buddy who lives in the NE says they call them Nantucket Nad Buckets.

[impulse]

24 minutes ago, The Dude Abides said:

Mine disappeared, pretty sure a local Custom agents grabbed it - had a US flag design.

 

You sure it wasn't the fashion police?  

 

2x and Speedo would have them on full alert.

[chickenslegs]

Lazada have swimwear in larger sizes. Not many speedos though. http://www.lazada.co.th/shop-fashion-men/?q=swimwear&searchclickposition=cat2&size=Int:XXL&sort=popularity&viewType=gridView

[The Dude Abides]

10 minutes ago, impulse said:

 

You sure it wasn't the fashion police?  

 

2x and Speedo would have them on full alert.

 Oh boy! Didn't take long for the body shamers to show up, did it?

 

Listen - I'm maybe 5'4" and about 230 lbs on a good day, but it's mostly muscle.

 

I wear the Speedo and cowboy boots all over back home in Cali, just arrived and plan to do the same here in this party country.

The chicks love it.

 

 

[impulse]

4 minutes ago, The Dude Abides said:

 Oh boy! Didn't take long for the body shamers to show up, did it?

 

Listen - I'm maybe 5'4" and about 230 lbs on a good day, but it's mostly muscle.

 

I wear the Speedo and cowboy boots all over back home in Cali, just arrived and plan to do the same here in this party country.

The chicks love it.

 

I hope you didn't forget your guitar.

 

Body shaming?  Not me, not ever.  But some things look real good on a 2XL guy (or gal- or even a troll) and Speedos don't.

Edited February 2, 2017 by impulse

[The Dude Abides]

5 minutes ago, impulse said:

 

I hope you didn't forget your guitar.

 

Body shaming?  Not me, not ever.  But some things look real good on a 2XL guy (or gal) and Speedos don't.

If you had a package like mine you'd want to show it off too.

[impulse]

Just now, The Dude Abides said:

If you had a package like mine you'd want to show it off too.

 

You've got me there.  I like to leave a little to the imagination.  That's his nickname:  "little".

[chickenslegs]

6 hours ago, The Dude Abides said:

If you had a package like mine you'd want to show it off too.

I keep my wallet in my back pocket. Never had any complaints.

[JHolmesJr]

6 hours ago, The Dude Abides said:

 Oh boy! Didn't take long for the body shamers to show up, did it?

 

Listen - I'm maybe 5'4" and about 230 lbs on a good day, but it's mostly muscle.

 

I wear the Speedo and cowboy boots all over back home in Cali, just arrived and plan to do the same here in this party country.

The chicks love it.

 

 

nice one man…i do enjoy some good trollin'

[nisakiman]

Speedo and cowboy boots combination conjures up some interesting images.

 

I'm sure the katoeys would be quite keen. The ones I've met seemed to have a thing about cowboys.

 

I remember about twenty years ago, my ex wife bought me some speedos for some unfathomable reason - I normally wear Bermudas on the beach. I tried them on, and (not boasting here - I'm just normal in that area) I found I couldn't fit everything in. I was overflowing out the leg-holes. It would have been most embarrassing in a beach situation.

 

Mind you, they do say it pays to advertise...

[NanLaew]

13 hours ago, The Dude Abides said:

 Oh boy! Didn't take long for the body shamers to show up, did it?

 

Listen - I'm maybe 5'4" and about 230 lbs on a good day, but it's mostly muscle.

 

I wear the Speedo and cowboy boots all over back home in Cali, just arrived and plan to do the same here in this party country.

The chicks love it.

 

 

 

Hey guy, ignore the haters. There's absolutely nothing wrong with aspiration...

 

[impulse]

3 hours ago, nisakiman said:

I remember about twenty years ago, my ex wife bought me some speedos for some unfathomable reason - I normally wear Bermudas on the beach. I tried them on, and (not boasting here - I'm just normal in that area) I found I couldn't fit everything in. I was overflowing out the leg-holes. It would have been most embarrassing in a beach situation.

 

Mind you, they do say it pays to advertise...

 

Did you try them on backwards?  With Speedo's, it's a 50:50 chance on the first fitting.

[JimmyJ]

16 hours ago, JHolmesJr said:

sorry i meant budgie. (singular)

 

I had penis surgery recently...

 

I only have one now myself.

Edited February 3, 2017 by JimmyJ

[The Dude Abides]

Guys - I lucked out! Found the old Stars and Stripes speedo wrapped up in something else in my knapsack.

 

I'm in ChangMy now - will be sunning myself this afternoon at one of the outdoor tables.

Let's meet for some brewskis - any fave bars? I'll be in speedo/boots/shirtless.

Btw - thought I'd get some more piercings. Anyplace here for that?

 

After working on my tan, thougt to get a tuttut and visit some Buddha temples.

I'm into that spritual shit.

 

Come meet up - pm me.

Edited February 4, 2017 by The Dude Abides

[simon43]

Let's meet for some brewskis - any fave bars? I'll be in speedo/boots/shirtless.

 

(Cue rapid exit from Chiang Mai of all resident expats, except for that nice man called Sinclair with the Mankini...)

[Dale59]

Speedos on men are a major reason we vacation mostly in America!


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