Man shot after karaoke girl screams: "He's just too BIG for me!"

[cheechee]

37 minutes ago, huangnon said:

THB 2,500. Not a bad price to pay to have some girl scream how big your dick is, in front of your mates.

Top qualitee Nana Plaza comfort wimmen charge 2500 baht.   I doubt thai boys are paying 2500 for a country girl.   I call Fake News!

[Krataiboy]

3 hours ago, Phuketboy said:

Lucky she didn't go with a westerner then

Why? Surveys show that the average erect Western penis is under six inches in length - or just half an inch longer than its Thai equivalent.

 

Of course, a minority of Westerners and Thais are much more generously endowed. Some of the biggest pricks one has the misfortune to encounter are members of this Forum.

[cheechee]

Just now, Krataiboy said:

Why? Surveys show that the average erect Western penis is under six inches in length - or just half an inch longer than its Thai equivalent.

 

Of course, a minority of Westerners and Thais are much more generously endowed. Some of the biggest pricks one has the misfortune to encounter are members of this Forum.

I hear from many a thai girl Japaneese men are the best sex animals on the planet.......................they just cant get enough.  Farangs say otherwise.   who should i believe.............................lol.

[elgordo38]

6 hours ago, ezzra said:

 

I was always told that ' you can't scar a whore with a dick ' apparently, that's

not true now,

On the other hand, I know many women who'd love to be in her shoes and be

presented with a ' big dick '....... horses for courses I guess....

To provide satisfaction most of these pay for play places should like a shoe store advertise sizes or how much stress and wear and tear their selection of product will take and price it accordingly. Just ask the girl her size limit and if it fits the deal is signed. You might not get the accompanying body shape that you wanted but you cannot have everything. 

[elgordo38]

2 hours ago, F4UCorsair said:

Nor me.  I don't go to karaoke bars.

Me neither I hate to sing for my supper. I think that is for the birds and well male birds really have to do the color display, strutting singing bit to attract a mate. I am surprised that they are not to pooped to pop.

[elgordo38]

21 minutes ago, Krataiboy said:

Why? Surveys show that the average erect Western penis is under six inches in length - or just half an inch longer than its Thai equivalent.

 

Of course, a minority of Westerners and Thais are much more generously endowed. Some of the biggest pricks one has the misfortune to encounter are members of this Forum.

Lets keep it friendly guys yish uncalled for. 

[SpeakeasyThai]

So Thai typical  not to refund the customer his 2,000 baht. They hate refunds and will do anything not to hand over money.

[kannot]

7 hours ago, Thechook said:

Surely the prostitute wouldn't be that tight

Surely the prostitute wouldn't be that tight, tight , tight , tight, tight 

[toofarnorth]

39 minutes ago, bangkok101 said:

perhaps a large vegetable was involved?

No , he was a Thai not a Swede.

[elgordo38]

A dream topic one where a man can just sit on the keyboard and dream up different answers all day. Hard to get past this one there is just so many avenues to explore. I must force myself to move on.

[toofarnorth]

Perhaps things might of gone better if she ran out of the room saying " Help , I am about to be assaulted by a deadly weapon " The opposite to 

" Do you call that an organ ? "

" I didn't realise I had to play in the Albert Hall "

[Ulic]

I will guess that things escalated when the customer with the "big package"

was told there was a strict no refund policy.

[Crossy]

And of course I immediately thought of Full Metal Jacket.

 

WARNING Strong language, of course.

 

 

[Rickster]

I wonder if the name Annop translates to 'Phil' in English because it certainly isn't 'Justin'.....

[F4UCorsair]

A .38 beats four of a kind anytime.......and an oversized knob, it appears.

 

I don't understand her concern.  I've heard it said that "it" will stretch a yard before it will tear an inch.

Edited February 14, 2017 by F4UCorsair

[Coaster11]

Wasn't the kind of shot he was bargaining on!

[hobobo]

6 hours ago, whatawonderfulday said:

And the man's "package" will be produced in court as evidence ?  He was a Thai so guess it must have been at least 3" in erect state perhaps !!!

And there should be re-inactment, it goes without saying!

[bangkok101]

wrong orifice?

[Thechook]

Maybe they need to install something like they have in the kids play areas, you know where the kids are measured and if they are to big then they cant go in

[easeback]

When it comes to the trial will the evidence stand up in court?

Depends whether circumferential evidence is admissable.

[bangkok101]

3 minutes ago, Thechook said:

Maybe they need to install something like they have in the kids play areas, you know where the kids are measured and if they are to big then they cant go in

like a "dong-meter"?

[trogers]

46 minutes ago, kannot said:

Surely the prostitute wouldn't be that tight, tight , tight , tight, tight 

The article didn't mention which orifice...

[ThaiWai]

9 hours ago, Thaiwrath said:

Not a problem I'll ever encounter.

 

To the contrary I had a pool party once and made the mistake of letting the girls use my member as a diving board. Now every time I go out they quickly shout to all the unknowing girls in the bar while gripping their forearm " HE SAME MY ARM NOT GOOD NOT GOOD!!"

[jonbsails]

25 minutes ago, trogers said:

The article didn't mention which orifice...

As they say in soccer ..."Wrong GOAL!!!

[frank0424]

7 hours ago, whatawonderfulday said:

  He was a Thai so guess it must have been at least 3" in erect state perhaps !!!

   How do you know?

[tubby johnson]

52 minutes ago, jonbsails said:

As they say in soccer ..."Wrong GOAL!!!

 

You obviously don't understand "soccer".

[Mickeem]

1 hour ago, SpeakeasyThai said:

So Thai typical  not to refund the customer his 2,000 baht. They hate refunds and will do anything not to hand over money.

 

I remember this happening with a Thai fellow in a 'Kareoke' I frequent

 

The Mamasan offered him a choice of one of the other girls

 

 

[elliss]

7 hours ago, Sphere said:

I hate it when they complain about the size of a ,, 

 

 

  I know  the  feeling mate , i just flash  another 1000 bht , problem solved .

[Guest]

So much for the Thai,s supposedly having the smalleast dick in the world

[Guest]

Maybe it was not his dick he was using?