Corrupt A Wish Game

[pumpuiman]

There are no rules...mayhem ensues...the world decays in to chaos. Bambina is crowned empress and you are forced to cater to her every whim.

[Grover]

There are no rules...mayhem ensues...the world decays in to chaos. Bambina is crowned empress and you are forced to cater to her every whim.

If her avatar is real, then thats ok.

But you forgot your wish...

[pumpuiman]

strange....posted one but didn't appear.....sorry

I wish I could retire today.

[kayo]

There are no rules...mayhem ensues...the world decays in to chaos. Bambina is crowned empress and you are forced to cater to her every whim.

If her avatar is real, then thats ok.

But you forgot your wish...

(her avatar IS real. I've had many many Live web cam chat's with her. she be genuine bambi, my word on it)

strange....posted one but didn't appear.....sorry

I wish I could retire today.

Congratulations on your retirement.

Unfortunately today all banks/markets crash, and there is no money left for anyone, and whatever you have stashed away in cash is now worthless, and all your assets are not worth the dirt they stand on.

I wish I could meet and Jam guitar with Jimi hendrix

[The Dan Sai Kid]

You meet and jam with Jimi Hendrix - unfortunately he is going through an experimental easy-listening period.

I wish I had a big house...

[pumpuiman]

You meet and jam with Jimi Hendrix - unfortunately he is going through an experimental easy-listening period.

I wish I had a big house...

Shazam! You have your house. Unfortunately the day you move in you are locked in the bathroom by a crazed lunatic.He considers you his pet and occasionally feeds you pancakes slid under the door.

I wish I had a swimming pool.

[The Dan Sai Kid]

You have a swimming pool - but dive in before you finish it and end your days on a drip in hospital...

I wish I could think of something funny to wish for...

[pumpuiman]

You have a swimming pool - but dive in before you finish it and end your days on a drip in hospital...

I wish I could think of something funny to wish for...

You think of something hilarious. A publishing company discovers your talent by reading your post. You write a novel and become wealthy and famous. You drown in a jacuzzi filled with champagne.

I wish Shakira were my massage therapist.

Edited December 16, 2006 by pumpuiman

[kayo]

You have gained your funny wish, unfortunately a Klown came by and showed you that what you thought was funny, is in fact, absolutely unfunny, compared to the Klown's refined sense of intellectually supreme humour.. (jimi easy listening... OUCH!! )

I wish I had either of my electric guitars with me (one is in LOS, the other in guatemala )

[The Dan Sai Kid]

You have your guitar - unfortunately the import tax is so high you have to sell the guitar to pay the tax.

I wish I were as well-endowed as Donz...

[kayo]

you are hereby as well endowed as DOnz.. Nonetheless, as we all suspected, his korean genes had more influence down there and you have therefore lost several inches

[The Dan Sai Kid]

I can't afford several inches...

[pumpuiman]

Kayo has forgotten(again) to make a wish I'll get us started again...

I wish I could speak fluent Thai.

[Grover]

you speak fluent Thai but can no longer speak English.

I wish the mods did not ban Chuck Norris.

[pumpuiman]

you speak fluent Thai but can no longer speak English.

I wish the mods did not ban Chuck Norris.

They didn't. He's back and is obsessed with you. He wont leave you alone, day and night. You find him spying on you from under your bed, clutching some of your underwear and mumbling something about Judy Garland.

I wish I had a yacht.

[kayo]

You have a swimming pool - but dive in before you finish it and end your days on a drip in hospital...

I wish I could think of something funny to wish for...

You think of something hilarious. A publishing company discovers your talent by reading your post. You write a novel and become wealthy and famous. You drown in a jacuzzi filled with champagne.

I wish Shakira were my massage therapist.

pumpuiman, sorry... I must have been busy typing when you posted that one.. I just saw it now..

I can't afford several inches...

you speak fluent Thai but can no longer speak English.

I wish the mods did not ban Chuck Norris.

They didn't. He's back and is obsessed with you. He wont leave you alone, day and night. You find him spying on you from under your bed, clutching some of your underwear and mumbling something about Judy Garland.

I wish I had a yacht.

Did they ban Chuck?? What for?

You have your yacht. It is a beautiful 74 footer that handles as a dream and has all the mod-cons you could expect. Even the greeks don't have a boat like this between them, and you are the envy of the boating community..

Unfortunately you have no clue how to handle it and it crashes into the first iceberg you meet, in the middle of the south pacific, bizarrely... You thought a whale might shove it outta the way

I wish I could marry one o' my childhood sweethearts

[Grover]

I wish I could marry one o' my childhood sweethearts

You mean the one now with 6 children, and a doodoo as big as a house?

Did they ban Chuck?? What for?

I wish i knew!

[Soph]

I wish I could marry one o' my childhood sweethearts

You mean the one now with 6 children, and a doodoo as big as a house?

Did they ban Chuck?? What for?

I wish i knew!

You do know, but along with that knowledge comes knowing why every other banned TV member was. The truth becomes too much to bear, along with the persistent non stop PM's from everyone here wanting to know WHY WHY WHY!

It becomes too much, so much so that you ask the mods to ban you from TV to get away from the truth and you never ever come back here again.

I wish I was back in Thailand....

[Grover]

You are back in Thailand again. But as ususal, the worst thing happens to you. You have no money and no desire to get a job. Therefore you resort to scamming other tourists for the 500 baht airport exit fee... your photo is pasted on TV, the cops come and drag you at gunpoint back to the airport for your return trip home...

I wish I could have an arm wrestle with God, and win.

[kayo]

you win your armwrestle with Godm whereupon he hands over the reigns to all the suffering of the world to you, and ... you can guess...

I wish I had a really really fast computer with all the extra's imaginable.

[mittheimp]

you win your armwrestle with Godm whereupon he hands over the reigns to all the suffering of the world to you, and ... you can guess...

I wish I had a really really fast computer with all the extra's imaginable.

You have but all that incessant porn surfing infects it with a virus you can never ever get rid off!

I wish the world was peaceful

[kayo]

The world now finally, after centuries and millenia of war and bloodshed, lives in peace and respectful harmony and..

Awww... I'm not gonna be the one to spoil this wish.

Forfeit.

[pumpuiman]

You have your yacht. It is a beautiful 74 footer that handles as a dream and has all the mod-cons you could expect. Even the greeks don't have a boat like this between them, and you are the envy of the boating community..

Unfortunately you have no clue how to handle it and it crashes into the first iceberg you meet, in the middle of the south pacific, bizarrely... You thought a whale might shove it outta the way

You've struck my ego a blow. I'm a ships captain when not in cyberspace

Now how about getting around to.......I wish Shakira were my massage therapist.

Edited December 18, 2006 by pumpuiman

[kayo]

Eh? ... What can I say.. I'm not saying sorry.. Not on this thread...

Shakira's got you, you'r face down, she's lying over you, on top of you she gently sways her hips on your buttocks as she massages you shoulders, you back... You feel her move, she turns around, now, she's moving her hips over the back of your head, she's now massagin your butt, you getting hot and steamy, you feel her thighs, those powerful dancing thighs, around your ears, she shifts somewhat, those thighs are around your neck and -WHAM! She's got you in a Xania Onatopp THigh lock, around the neck, you can't breathe, she's choking the last breaths outta ya..

(i could think of worse ways to go...)

Justreminded me though, of something:

I wish I had been 16 when I was offered a bit part in a James Bond movie (true story, I was 14, I think the movie was golden eye (the one with the fancy helicopter) and a casting agent for them had an apartment near ours, thought I looked older, but finally deemed me too young)

[Donz]

I wish I wasnt so handsome

[November Rain]

I wish I had been 16 when I was offered a bit part in a James Bond movie (true story, I was 14, I think the movie was golden eye (the one with the fancy helicopter) and a casting agent for them had an apartment near ours, thought I looked older, but finally deemed me too young)

You were 16. You got the job & had a fantastic time, learning about the film industry & mingling with the stars. Unfortunately your film career was cut short when you fell out of the fancy helicopter while filming...

I wish I had no worries

Sorry Donz, I know your wish was last, but you didn't corrupt one & I couldn't think of an answer (apart from the obvious) to yours!

[kmart]

You have no worries due to brain damage.

I want a new job in a major company.

[swindonabroad]

You have no worries due to brain damage.

I want a new job in a major company.

You get your new job with huge office and nice assistant.

You then realise that you have to kiss ar$e everday with alot overpaid idiot bosses and clients, that you work 15 hours a day and that includes Saturdays. You get to Sunday and you are too tired to enjoy all that money you hve earnt. Oh and you get 10 days holiday.

That was my old job!

I wish i knew what i know now 10 years ago.

[kayo]

gooooood answer!!!! :D

You Now have today's experience under your belt having digressed ten years in age,

unfortunately you are spending too much time analysing all your new found "maturity" to notice that double decker bus coming straight at you at high speed.

I wish I could live forever at my age.

[November Rain]

You live forever at exactly the age & physical & mental state you are at at this time. Unfortunately, this good fortune doesn't stretch to your friends, family and loved ones, so you spend your days alone & bitter, allowing no-one to get close to you...

I wish I could have a lie-in in the morning