The Garden of Eden

[swissie]

In spite what ancient novellists wrote; in the very early days, the "Garden Of Eden" was only populated by men. They did a little bit of gardening and in their spare time they played golf and sat under shade trees and drank liberal amounts of home brewed beer. They enjoyed their peaceful life and were perfectly content.

 

The god's watched this and found it somewhat boring to watch over the long term. (not enough Soap Opera Factor.)
So they took this poor chap named Adam and his rib aside and created a second species that they henceforth called "woman".

 

After that, no more dull moments in the Garden of Eden. Murder, deceit, jealousy, warfare and general mayhem became the order of the day. The gods agreed, that since the invention of the second species (woman), the Garden of Eden has gained massively as far as entertainment value is concerned for them.

 

As the Garden of Eden was expanding all over the planet, (and therefore harder to oversee), it didn't take long before some apprentice God's, (eqipped with laptops), suggested to the senior God's, that "concentration" must be implemented.

 

= This is how Pattaya came about !

 

In the meantime, senior as well as apprentice God's are in complete agreement: " As long as men can't live with woman, but can't live without them, the entertainment factor for us to watch from afar remains intact. No reason to change anything.

Cheers.