translation question

[dao khanong]

I want to ask if somebody can translate this for me? ( my ex-gf talk me)

 

Thanks in advance.

 

บ่อต้องขอโทดดอกอ้ายจัดเต็มเลียอีหน้าลิงมันมักแบบนี้เสกหนังควายเข้าท้องให้มันตายโลดบนโลกใบนี้สิได้หน้าอยู่ขื้น5555

[tgeezer]

I generally annoy friends when I ask about posts like this which they consider is in language which I shouldn't bother with. The non standard and the fact that it is written by a 'girlfriend' means that it is probably in Northern dialect.
So going against their advise;
The first word บ่อ is a noun in Thai, it could be the subject or a misspelling of บ่ = ไม่ ขอโทษ excuse, "no need to apologise" .


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[dao khanong]

And than? where translation?

[tgeezer]

I ask friends because they are native Thai and there is a chance that they may understand or be able to guess, in the same way that I have guessed a little. Actually there are people here who know Isaan Thai and I was hoping to encourage them to have a go. Incidentally don't you agree that it is odd that your girlfriend writes to you in Thai? Does she not know that you can't understand Thai.


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