1FinickyOne Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 4 hours ago, steven100 said: seen many crazy creatures working in bars at Nana, Soi Cowboy and Pattaya. Which don't compare to the customers with the tank tops and enough pit hair that you could braid it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmaxdan Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Myself, first thing in the morning when I look in the mirror. Even after 50 odd years it still shocks me.Sent from my iPad using Thaivisa Connect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nurseynutcase Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 I don't know about seeing weird creatures but I love to hear the Tukares (I think that's the right spelling) they sound so funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronC76 Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Digging in the garden and 6 big black scorpions literally crawled out of the ground in front of me! Was not expecting that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgordo38 Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 8 hours ago, possum1931 said: Plenty of them in Pattaya, obese, ugly, facial haired, tattooed Farangs, just as bad are the overmuscled freaks, or young Arnie lookalikes, though about the only place you see them is in the gym. Ah but for the grace of a good woman there go I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgordo38 Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 4 hours ago, Dmaxdan said: Myself, first thing in the morning when I look in the mirror. Even after 50 odd years it still shocks me. Sent from my iPad using Thaivisa Connect Lordie I think I have found my twin brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Star Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Well..., anyone ever seen a testicle necked monkey before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilsonandson Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Tarantula whilst trekking up north. Not sure it was crazy though.http://cloud.tapatalk.com/s/58e9c2bcebe2d/Screenshot_2017-04-09-06-09-18.png? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4MyEgo Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Drop dead gorgeous Thai girl with a hard on, I was lucky I got away before she got a grip on me 555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4MyEgo Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 (edited) 5 hours ago, Nurseynutcase said: I don't know about seeing weird creatures but I love to hear the Tukares (I think that's the right spelling) they sound so funny. Cicada's ? Edited April 9, 2017 by 4MyEgo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enoon Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khon Kaen Dave Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 57 minutes ago, 4MyEgo said: Drop dead gorgeous Thai girl with a hard on, I was lucky I got away before she got a grip on me 555 Good one. It reminds me of the old joke. I got on a song teaw, and found myself sitting opposite the most gorgeous Thai girl I'd ever seen.Long black hair,a tight t shirt and a very short skirt. As she crossed her legs to get more comfortable, the skirt rode up even more. I thought "for gods sake don't get an erection, for gods sake dont get an erection. But she did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxtingtong Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Just yesterday shared my bathroom with a 3 mt. king cobra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balo Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 A worm living in the sand on the beach , it crawled up from a hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackheart1916 Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 21 hours ago, possum1931 said: Plenty of them in Pattaya, obese, ugly, facial haired, tattooed Farangs, just as bad are the overmuscled freaks, or young Arnie lookalikes, though about the only place you see them is in the gym. You have a thing against beards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 2 hours ago, Blackheart1916 said: You have a thing against beards? A designer stubble is not too bad, other than that, IMO facial hair is evil looking, why is it mostly unattractive guys who grow facial hair? Most of the terrorists, evil people, child molesters have facial hair. However, I am not saying all people with facial hair are evil, one of my best friends has it, and you could not meet a nicer guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nurseynutcase Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 14 hours ago, 4MyEgo said: Cicada's ? Sorry no, not cicadas. The tukares (a type of blue lizard) give a little groan and then say f*** you, f*** you up to seven times (yes I know I am sad), Really funny to hear, they are here in Phuket and I have heard them in Cambodia and Malaysia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 1 minute ago, possum1931 said: A designer stubble is not too bad, other than that, IMO facial hair is evil looking, why is it mostly unattractive guys who grow facial hair? Most of the terrorists, evil people, child molesters have facial hair. However, I am not saying all people with facial hair are evil, one of my best friends has it, and you could not meet a nicer guy. It seems mans evolution was we were all to have facial hair.....I had a beard for about 30 years though I must admit it was trimmed to perfection,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 28 minutes ago, transam said: It seems mans evolution was we were all to have facial hair.....I had a beard for about 30 years though I must admit it was trimmed to perfection,,,, Just as well you haven't got a beard today Trans, or you would be looking at the guys I always laugh at, their heads looking as if they are upside down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 1 minute ago, possum1931 said: Just as well you haven't got a beard today Trans, or you would be looking at the guys I always laugh at, their heads looking as if they are upside down. Guess who..........And yes my hair was on the way out way back then....Sadly.....Nice car though eh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 11 minutes ago, transam said: Guess who..........And yes my hair was on the way out way back then....Sadly.....Nice car though eh... Is that you Trans? You look like a rock star, I'm just trying to think who. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 1 minute ago, possum1931 said: Is that you Trans? You look like a rock star, I'm just trying to think who. Yep me, I fink 1982.....Outside mums place, South Beach Pwllheli....N. Wales... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipterocarp Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Old Farang Hippie dressed as Lord Shiva leading a small line of followers on Loi Khro Road in Chiangmai. Barefoot, carrying a staff and everything. It wasn't Halloween. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DILLIGAD Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Guess who..........And yes my hair was on the way out way back then....Sadly.....Nice car though eh... Think I saw that episode of The Professionals! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, DILLIGAD said: Think I saw that episode of The Professionals! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Keep that to yourself..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda13 Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Sorry no, not cicadas. The tukares (a type of blue lizard) give a little groan and then say f*** you, f*** you up to seven times (yes I know I am sad), Really funny to hear, they are here in Phuket and I have heard them in Cambodia and MalaysiaHave one that lives outside my kitchen window. The gf says, its good luck if they call 10 times and to buy a lottery ticket. Mine calls 10 times just about nightly so I'm always buying tickets but only win 2 numbers usually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilsonandson Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Is that you Trans? You look like a rock star, I'm just trying to think who.Phil Colins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DILLIGAD Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Phil ColinsMore like Joan!Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilsonandson Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 More like Joan! Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkNo really Trans looked like Phil Collins back then and I saw somewhere before Trans photo recently and he looks like an old Phil Collins there too. I'm beginning to think maybe Trans is Phil Collins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kunfish Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Found a gecko in fridge clinging to a small bottle of soda. He ran away after thawing out a bitSent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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