Again reasonable shouts but , no.

 

Lighters

Toilet roll

Flares  ( not the jeans / trouser kind )

Edited June 15, 20179 yr by NE1

Bellbottoms

golf balls with six inch nails hammered through them.

Lasers 

OK, times up,  apparently it's glass bottled womens perfume. Regularly forgotten in the bottom of their bags..

 

OK  here goas another one

so whose the only player to score a hatrick in the prem, the championship, div 1, div2  the league cup the fa cup and for his country.

Is it that welsh boy Kanu-Robson ?

 

No not kanu...

Mainly played for cardiff...

rob earnshaw?

41 minutes ago, StevieH said:

rob earnshaw?

yes  your shout stevie

1 hour ago, StevieH said:

rob earnshaw?

Proper one this time SL

OK you got a question stevie? Or shall i throw it open ?

OK guys anyone got a question ready?

In 1986 Alvin Martin scored a hat - trick , what was unusual about it ?

All pens?

No

Own goals ?

No

2 own goals and one not ?

All deflections 

non with his feet or head all bundled in with his body

all in injury time?

No to all.

Scored v a stand in keeper. Outfield lad in goal? Keeper sent off or something and no back up

It didn't count cos match was abandoned.

Game was halted 3 times due to streaker running on pitch with a hammer hanging out there asss.

1 minute ago, Rc2702 said:

Game was halted 3 times due to streaker running on pitch with a hammer hanging out there asss.

As Alf Garnett used to say: up the 'ammers!!.