Neddy Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Two gays were sitting in their apartment on a cold, rainy Sunday afternoon. The only programs on the tube were re-runs. Finally one of the gays let out a long sigh and declared, "I'm bored"! His partner exclaimed, "Me Too". After a few more minutes of silence, the first gay said, "I've got an idea. Let's play a game of hide and seek". "Oh Fun", squeaked the other one, "tell me how to play". "Well, you close your eyes and count to 25. I will hide and you will try to find me. If you find me, you can have your way with me in any manner you want." "Oh joy", his partner responded as his face lit up with excitement. Then the excitement faded and was replaced by a worried look. "But what if I can't find you?", he asked. The other gay cupped his hands around his mouth and whispered, "I'll be behind the sofa"!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rods Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Two gays were sitting in their apartment on a cold, rainy Sunday afternoon. The only programs on the tube were re-runs. Finally one of the gays let out a long sigh and declared, "I'm bored"! His partner exclaimed, "Me Too". After a few more minutes of silence, the first gay said, "I've got an idea. Let's play a game of hide and seek". "Oh Fun", squeaked the other one, "tell me how to play". "Well, you close your eyes and count to 25. I will hide and you will try to find me. If you find me, you can have your way with me in any manner you want." "Oh joy", his partner responded as his face lit up with excitement. Then the excitement faded and was replaced by a worried look. "But what if I can't find you?", he asked. The other gay cupped his hands around his mouth and whispered, "I'll be behind the sofa"!!!!!! That's funny. But why gays???? Don't you straight people ever have fun?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Black Duck Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Two gays were sitting in their apartment on a cold, rainy Sunday afternoon. The only programs on the tube were re-runs. Finally one of the gays let out a long sigh and declared, "I'm bored"! His partner exclaimed, "Me Too". After a few more minutes of silence, the first gay said, "I've got an idea. Let's play a game of hide and seek". "Oh Fun", squeaked the other one, "tell me how to play". "Well, you close your eyes and count to 25. I will hide and you will try to find me. If you find me, you can have your way with me in any manner you want." "Oh joy", his partner responded as his face lit up with excitement. Then the excitement faded and was replaced by a worried look. "But what if I can't find you?", he asked. The other gay cupped his hands around his mouth and whispered, "I'll be behind the sofa"!!!!!! That's funny. But why gays???? Don't you straight people ever have fun?! I thought he'd hide in the fridge so he could slip into something Cool... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottie dog Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Two gays were sitting in their apartment on a cold, rainy Sunday afternoon. The only programs on the tube were re-runs. Finally one of the gays let out a long sigh and declared, "I'm bored"! His partner exclaimed, "Me Too". After a few more minutes of silence, the first gay said, "I've got an idea. Let's play a game of hide and seek". "Oh Fun", squeaked the other one, "tell me how to play". "Well, you close your eyes and count to 25. I will hide and you will try to find me. If you find me, you can have your way with me in any manner you want." "Oh joy", his partner responded as his face lit up with excitement. Then the excitement faded and was replaced by a worried look. "But what if I can't find you?", he asked. The other gay cupped his hands around his mouth and whispered, "I'll be behind the sofa"!!!!!! That's funny. But why gays???? Don't you straight people ever have fun?! I thought he'd hide in the fridge so he could slip into something Cool... Maybe he was worried about becoming frigid and a brass monkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pumpuiman Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 maybe he should have replied "I'll be bending over behind the sofa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grover Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Two gays were sitting in their apartment on a cold, rainy Sunday afternoon. The only programs on the tube were re-runs. Finally one of the gays let out a long sigh and declared, "I'm bored"! His partner exclaimed, "Me Too". After a few more minutes of silence, the first gay said, "I've got an idea. Let's play a game of hide and seek". "Oh Fun", squeaked the other one, "tell me how to play". "Well, you close your eyes and count to 25. I will hide and you will try to find me. If you find me, you can have your way with me in any manner you want." "Oh joy", his partner responded as his face lit up with excitement. Then the excitement faded and was replaced by a worried look. "But what if I can't find you?", he asked. The other gay cupped his hands around his mouth and whispered, "I'll be behind the sofa"!!!!!! That's funny. But why gays???? Don't you straight people ever have fun?! I thought he'd hide in the fridge so he could slip into something Cool... Maybe he was worried about becoming frigid and a brass monkey More likely worried about making a mess of the brown choc chip custard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Two gays were sitting in their apartment on a cold, rainy Sunday afternoon. The only programs on the tube were re-runs. Finally one of the gays let out a long sigh and declared, "I'm bored"!.... I mis read that: Two gays were sittig in their apartment on a cold rrainy Sunday afternoon. They'd just had sex. One of the gays says, " I'm bored" Boom boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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