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Glad to see there are so many out there still jealous of us Brits!

Keep the insults coming folks, every insult from the 'chip-on-the-shoulder/I wish I was a Brit' brigade reinforces my long held pride in the mother country. :o

jealous of poms (brits) (soapdodgers)

now that's an oxymoron if there ever was

have you got the oxy thing right now shady?

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I've followed this thread from the begining and to be honest there is nothing new in it. it's easy to bash a sterotype and I am sure some people get pleasure out of doing so, but I am English, my English wife and I live in Pattaya, we do not go out and get drunk every night, we shower at least twice a day and the only bad language I have ever used is against other drivers. So you cannot group all the English together, thats just a little sad.

We have an Australian friend and the only thing we disagree on is 'who's pies are better' (English of course !!) sport is rarely mentioned as we can give as good as we get, our Dannish friend cannot understand why we thought it was funny that he painted his house blue!! and we have had many an interesting conversation with our American neighbours and the French contingent says very little, but to get to the point we all get on with each other, so why do we have to 'bash' people? so to all you 'bashers' out there try using your energy to get on with all people and remember there is good and bad in EVERY nationality.

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I've followed this thread from the begining and to be honest there is nothing new in it. it's easy to bash a sterotype and I am sure some people get pleasure out of doing so, but I am English, my English wife and I live in Pattaya, we do not go out and get drunk every night, we shower at least twice a day and the only bad language I have ever used is against other drivers. So you cannot group all the English together, thats just a little sad.

We have an Australian friend and the only thing we disagree on is 'who's pies are better' (English of course !!) sport is rarely mentioned as we can give as good as we get, our Dannish friend cannot understand why we thought it was funny that he painted his house blue!! and we have had many an interesting conversation with our American neighbours and the French contingent says very little, but to get to the point we all get on with each other, so why do we have to 'bash' people? so to all you 'bashers' out there try using your energy to get on with all people and remember there is good and bad in EVERY nationality.

Does that apply to Indian Tailors also? :o:D

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I've followed this thread from the begining and to be honest there is nothing new in it. it's easy to bash a sterotype and I am sure some people get pleasure out of doing so, but I am English, my English wife and I live in Pattaya, we do not go out and get drunk every night, we shower at least twice a day and the only bad language I have ever used is against other drivers. So you cannot group all the English together, thats just a little sad.

We have an Australian friend and the only thing we disagree on is 'who's pies are better' (English of course !!) sport is rarely mentioned as we can give as good as we get, our Dannish friend cannot understand why we thought it was funny that he painted his house blue!! and we have had many an interesting conversation with our American neighbours and the French contingent says very little, but to get to the point we all get on with each other, so why do we have to 'bash' people? so to all you 'bashers' out there try using your energy to get on with all people and remember there is good and bad in EVERY nationality.

Does that apply to Indian Tailors also? :D:D

Foxtrot Oscar is not swearing!!! :o

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I've followed this thread from the begining and to be honest there is nothing new in it. it's easy to bash a sterotype and I am sure some people get pleasure out of doing so, but I am English, my English wife and I live in Pattaya, we do not go out and get drunk every night, we shower at least twice a day and the only bad language I have ever used is against other drivers. So you cannot group all the English together, thats just a little sad.

We have an Australian friend and the only thing we disagree on is 'who's pies are better' (English of course !!) sport is rarely mentioned as we can give as good as we get, our Dannish friend cannot understand why we thought it was funny that he painted his house blue!! and we have had many an interesting conversation with our American neighbours and the French contingent says very little, but to get to the point we all get on with each other, so why do we have to 'bash' people? so to all you 'bashers' out there try using your energy to get on with all people and remember there is good and bad in EVERY nationality.

So some english people do shower everyday hey? Well thats nice to know.

Come on, give as good as you get with sport? You aussie mate must not know many sports?

We are clearly ahead of the poms. Thats a fact.

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You forget they have the worst food except their Fish&Chips! And that Back-stabber Sir Paul when he got greedy! Still feel sorry for John.

I love the Beatles and I love John, but McCartney was just as good of a songwriter and musician as Lennon and a lot less of a twit.

For one thing, he never tried to sell a whole LP that was a recording of a babies heartbeat with no music what-so-ever! :o

Bad LP I agree, but love makes one "crazy" at times.

Else most of Lennons LPs were of fantastic quality, you must admit, being a Beatles fan.

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[so some english people do shower everyday hey? Well thats nice to know.

Come on, give as good as you get with sport? You aussie mate must not know many sports?

We are clearly ahead of the poms. Thats a fact.

Whats next my Dads bigger than yours!! we are above such things. :o

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[so some english people do shower everyday hey? Well thats nice to know.

Come on, give as good as you get with sport? You aussie mate must not know many sports?

We are clearly ahead of the poms. Thats a fact.

Whats next my Dads bigger than yours!! we are above such things. :D

aussies know heaps about sports. :D

there's 2 main sports in aussie and the first one is BBQ's with the boys. ( GIRLS MUST REMAIN SEPERATE ) :D

the second is going to the sunday session at the local pub. :D

cricky's mate,

you got to get with the program. :o

and my dad aint bigger than yours cause he's frigging dead. :D

so can you please leave him out of it. :D

anyway,

cheers mate :D

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I personally like British people. This is a culture that gave us James Herriot, W. Churchill, Fawlty Towers, Chef (one of the funniest comedies of all time), Are you Being Served, James Bond, great beer, great plays (Willy Shakespeare), great big Thatcher hair, Big Ben, London Bridge in Arizona, USA, etc..

Peace

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aussies know heaps about sports. :D

there's 2 main sports in aussie and the first one is BBQ's with the boys. ( GIRLS MUST REMAIN SEPERATE ) :D

the second is going to the sunday session at the local pub. :D

cricky's mate,

you got to get with the program. :o

and my dad aint bigger than yours cause he's frigging dead. :D

so can you please leave him out of it. :D

anyway,

cheers mate :D

Oh dear Oh dear on and on it goes :D

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I personally like British people. This is a culture that gave us James Herriot, W. Churchill, Fawlty Towers, Chef (one of the funniest comedies of all time), Are you Being Served, James Bond, great beer, great plays (Willy Shakespeare), great big Thatcher hair, Big Ben, London Bridge in Arizona, USA, etc..

Peace

An English nabor of mine came in as I was reading this site and saw jbowman1993 avatar(two sites back #341) and thought it was some guy blowing a XXXX instead of a joint! MAN, did I ever fall on the floor while LOL! And he meant it, guess he needs glasses!

Off topic, BUT it was soo FUNNY!!! Guess you had to be there!

AND this is not a bashing of anyone!

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:o And how many peoples did the Brits destroy in their programs of colonisation over the last 200 years...if that is a record to be proud of then I would be asking a few questions of Mrs WIndsor and what she has contributed and her ancestors...as an Awystrian, I know the view of the British colonisation policy that contributed to the genocide of our indigenous peoples..utterly disgusting and reprehensible....she should take a leaf out of the book of HRH The King of Thailand and see what he has done along with his Queen regarding concern for their peoples..Gala Entertainment events, openings of the hunting season, Garden Partys and a whole bunch of classist toodli pip and rah rah rah...The Vicar of Dibley has eaten all the fairy cakes, but wait, I see a cucumber sandwich still left on the Royal Doltan....fair go old boy, with all these colored people taking our jobs away, it just aint cricket :D Dukkha
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the world speaks english, the world watches english football and you, my son, would give your right arm for a UK passport. FACT.

also, DO NOT criticise our Queen in any way, shape or form unless you are willing to have similar discussion about other monarchs.

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:D And how many peoples did the Brits destroy in their programs of colonisation over the last 200 years...if that is a record to be proud of then I would be asking a few questions of Mrs WIndsor and what she has contributed and her ancestors...as an Awystrian, I know the view of the British colonisation policy that contributed to the genocide of our indigenous peoples..utterly disgusting and reprehensible....she should take a leaf out of the book of HRH The King of Thailand and see what he has done along with his Queen regarding concern for their peoples..Gala Entertainment events, openings of the hunting season, Garden Partys and a whole bunch of classist toodli pip and rah rah rah...The Vicar of Dibley has eaten all the fairy cakes, but wait, I see a cucumber sandwich still left on the Royal Doltan....fair go old boy, with all these colored people taking our jobs away, it just aint cricket :D Dukkha

As an Ocka, you're on fairly dodgy ground talking about coloured folks. Remember the White Australia Policy? :o

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:o And how many peoples did the Brits destroy in their programs of colonisation over the last 200 years...if that is a record to be proud of then I would be asking a few questions of Mrs WIndsor and what she has contributed and her ancestors...as an Awystrian, I know the view of the British colonisation policy that contributed to the genocide of our indigenous peoples..utterly disgusting and reprehensible....she should take a leaf out of the book of HRH The King of Thailand and see what he has done along with his Queen regarding concern for their peoples..Gala Entertainment events, openings of the hunting season, Garden Partys and a whole bunch of classist toodli pip and rah rah rah...The Vicar of Dibley has eaten all the fairy cakes, but wait, I see a cucumber sandwich still left on the Royal Doltan....fair go old boy, with all these colored people taking our jobs away, it just aint cricket :D Dukkha

YET AGAIN Thaivisa.com alows slagging of the British ROYAL FAMILY on the forum.

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Is this Dukkha guy Austrian or Australian.. whatever it is he's not very bright is he??? I think a chimp could have strung together a better argument... an argument against what you fool!!

You sound like Reg from "The life of Brian"

Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

just substitute British for Romans and you're there fella!

In fact the British Empire was the biggst since the Roman empire and I think we also had a great effect on the modern world, some bad things happened for sure, but there were a lot more good than bad...

Dukkha: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, beer, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the British ever done for us?

Pillock!!

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:D And how many peoples did the Brits destroy in their programs of colonisation over the last 200 years...if that is a record to be proud of then I would be asking a few questions of Mrs WIndsor and what she has contributed and her ancestors...as an Awystrian, I know the view of the British colonisation policy that contributed to the genocide of our indigenous peoples..utterly disgusting and reprehensible....she should take a leaf out of the book of HRH The King of Thailand and see what he has done along with his Queen regarding concern for their peoples..Gala Entertainment events, openings of the hunting season, Garden Partys and a whole bunch of classist toodli pip and rah rah rah...The Vicar of Dibley has eaten all the fairy cakes, but wait, I see a cucumber sandwich still left on the Royal Doltan....fair go old boy, with all these colored people taking our jobs away, it just aint cricket :D Dukkha

As an Ocka, you're on fairly dodgy ground talking about coloured folks. Remember the White Australia Policy? :o

You should learn how to read sonny.

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In fact the British Empire was the biggst since the Roman empire and I think we also had a great effect on the modern world, some bad things happened for sure, but there were a lot more good than bad...

Just to be a bit pedantic - The British Empire was the largest empire the world has ever seen. The second largest, and the largest contiguous empire ever, was the Mongol Empire which was far larger than any previous world empires including the Roman, Alexandrian or Persian. :o

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:D And how many peoples did the Brits destroy in their programs of colonisation over the last 200 years...if that is a record to be proud of then I would be asking a few questions of Mrs WIndsor and what she has contributed and her ancestors...as an Awystrian, I know the view of the British colonisation policy that contributed to the genocide of our indigenous peoples..utterly disgusting and reprehensible....she should take a leaf out of the book of HRH The King of Thailand and see what he has done along with his Queen regarding concern for their peoples..Gala Entertainment events, openings of the hunting season, Garden Partys and a whole bunch of classist toodli pip and rah rah rah...The Vicar of Dibley has eaten all the fairy cakes, but wait, I see a cucumber sandwich still left on the Royal Doltan....fair go old boy, with all these colored people taking our jobs away, it just aint cricket :D Dukkha

As an Ocka, you're on fairly dodgy ground talking about coloured folks. Remember the White Australia Policy? :o

You should learn how to read sonny.

dukkha is Australian and has said so in previous posts.

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:o Thanks Fortitude,my geographical origins are clearly Australian, for those who are confused, well let them be so, I stated facts about the British influence in the genocide of Aborigines, take it or leave it.. :D Dukkha
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I know a Bit who I heard call his girlfriend a "fukcing peaseant" and who he said the same about a Thai man to my girlfriend. I told him I thought that was a harsh way to describe his girlfriend, and he commented "it's just an expression". So, since we have all the Brits attention here, is it just a British expression that is commonplace and acceptable, or is that untoward behaviour by one of your own?

i,ve never heard anyone call their girlfriend a fxxxxxx peasant.

the girl should never be with a guy so disrespectful and so obviously a bully.

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I know a Bit who I heard call his girlfriend a "fukcing peaseant" and who he said the same about a Thai man to my girlfriend. I told him I thought that was a harsh way to describe his girlfriend, and he commented "it's just an expression". So, since we have all the Brits attention here, is it just a British expression that is commonplace and acceptable, or is that untoward behaviour by one of your own?

It is used amongst mates (in certain parts) as a slightly insulting but mostly good humoured piss take if someone has carried out a task in a stupid way, or said something stupid.. i.e acting a bit thick.

Whether or not the Brit you know was being serious or not, I cannot tell... however, I would say it's definitely not nice to swear at the missus.

totster :o

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I know a Bit who I heard call his girlfriend a "fukcing peaseant" and who he said the same about a Thai man to my girlfriend. I told him I thought that was a harsh way to describe his girlfriend, and he commented "it's just an expression". So, since we have all the Brits attention here, is it just a British expression that is commonplace and acceptable, or is that untoward behaviour by one of your own?

It is used amongst mates (in certain parts) as a slightly insulting but mostly good humoured piss take if someone has carried out a task in a stupid way, or said something stupid.. i.e acting a bit thick.

Whether or not the Brit you know was being serious or not, I cannot tell... however, I would say it's definitely not nice to swear at the missus.

totster :D

And you lose ... errr... play ground privileges :o

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You forget they have the worst food except their Fish&Chips! And that Back-stabber Sir Paul when he got greedy! Still feel sorry for John.

I love the Beatles and I love John, but McCartney was just as good of a songwriter and musician as Lennon and a lot less of a twit.

For one thing, he never tried to sell a whole LP that was a recording of a babies heartbeat with no music what-so-ever! :o

Bad LP I agree, but love makes one "crazy" at times.

Else most of Lennons LPs were of fantastic quality, you must admit, being a Beatles fan.

I'm the ULIMATE Beatles fan, but:

Two Virgins

Life with The Lions

The Wedding Album

Some Time in New York City

all sucked big time and there were a few more "serious" ones that weren't a heck of a lot better.

John Lennon was a genuis sometimes and sometimes just a <deleted> with a tampon stuck on his forehead! :D

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:o And how many peoples did the Brits destroy in their programs of colonisation over the last 200 years...if that is a record to be proud of then I would be asking a few questions of Mrs WIndsor and what she has contributed and her ancestors...as an Awystrian, I know the view of the British colonisation policy that contributed to the genocide of our indigenous peoples..utterly disgusting and reprehensible....she should take a leaf out of the book of HRH The King of Thailand and see what he has done along with his Queen regarding concern for their peoples..Gala Entertainment events, openings of the hunting season, Garden Partys and a whole bunch of classist toodli pip and rah rah rah...The Vicar of Dibley has eaten all the fairy cakes, but wait, I see a cucumber sandwich still left on the Royal Doltan....fair go old boy, with all these colored people taking our jobs away, it just aint cricket :D Dukkha

YET AGAIN Thaivisa.com alows slagging of the British ROYAL FAMILY on the forum.

Prince Charles is a Goofus! :D

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:o Thanks Fortitude,my geographical origins are clearly Australian, for those who are confused, well let them be so, I stated facts about the British influence in the genocide of Aborigines, take it or leave it.. :D Dukkha

Dukkha... you are without doubt one of the dumbest people I've met here!!

The only way we contributed to the genocide of the Aboriginal peoples was by sending our very worst scum there. It wasn't the "British" that used to go "Abo" hunting for fun it was you lot!!! A practice that only stopped in the 1960's.

So there you have it... Aussies hunting Aboriginals on horseback for a bit of fun... I am sure you're proud of your country now!!

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