mittheimp Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Why is Donz such a ___(fill in the blank)___? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidjtayler Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Why is it I only get questions when all I want is answers ..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2long Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 Why can't our hosts tell the time? Why do they have to think, rather than give an instant answer, which is left and which is right (even in their own language)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briggsy Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Why do adults allow their children no opinion-forming or decision-making and then shove them forward saying, "Speak to the farang. Go ON!" I think I have answered my own question. Why does simple mental arithmetic petrify people? Why do all civil servants on salaries of 100 or 200 pounds own new cars and drive them to work every day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donz Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Why is Donz such a ___(fill in the blank)___? Legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alf Witt Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Why is Donz such a ___(fill in the blank)___? Legend Why, you got it in 1, Donz. It's at the end of your leg. The opposite end from your foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endure Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Why do I love walking past a Thai Uni seeing all the girls in short skirts and tight tops? And why do they all look at me drooling? Why can't Donz tell the difference between a university and Suan Prung hospital? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Mouse Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Why do some married men risk all their possessions, family happiness, honor, integrity, dignity and respect by sneaking out and injecting a teaspoon full sperm into some bar girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guardian Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Why do some married men risk all their possessions, family happiness, honor, integrity, dignity and respect by sneaking out and injecting a teaspoon full sperm into some bar girl? Only ??? Why does an English daily news paper like Bangkok Post often have advertisements (sometimes full page) entirely in Thai? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Why is there is no word for that thing you put on the belt of a supermarket to seperate your stuff from the other customer? Why do I score 151 on IQ test in English and 180 in my own language (Mensa). Why is my English so bad? Why did I make the choice I made? Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkk shadow Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 why do all Thai dog's tails bend upwards ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 why do all Thai dog's tails bend upwards ??? It's the natural order when having an extension of a spine.... relaxed position up, scared position down... takes more effort to point it downwards.... just like smiling takes fewer muscles than frowning. Why am I even answering this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helicoptor Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Why am I selling everything in my house, my car etc, leaving a well paid job and moving to LOS next month with my english fiancee and son to a job with less pay..........???????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helicoptor Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 why do I still think its next month - when in fact its the end of this month?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Helicopter this topic is not about getting answers but if you want an answer just PM me OK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helicoptor Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Helicopter this topic is not about getting answers but if you want an answer just PM me OK? Why do you assume I am looking for answers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Why some of us have so many questions but not get an answer. Why are whe here? Why are we? Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helicoptor Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Why do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Why do irons have a setting for permanent press? Why Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why don't sheep shrink in the rain? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? If a store is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors? Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is? Why is minimalism such a big word? If you learn from mistakes, why aren't I a genius? Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? Why do banks leave both doors open, yet they chain pens to the countertops? Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda? Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Why do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? I'll take the first do as a don't..... no guilt feelings Why do irons have a setting for permanent press? whenever have the press been permanent ? Why Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" Would you like them to stop and assume they know everything? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Jane has a lady-shave ..... duh Why don't sheep shrink in the rain? Jumpers are 100% pure wool, sheep have a higher animal content Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Not even going to answer that one Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? because truncated vocabulary is longer Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? do you really believe that? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Because it isn't his money and he isn't the one going broke Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Adaptive terminology, it used to be the traffic, now it's the heart rate. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Have you ever eaten it.... how do you know? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Maybe he was a closet Buddhist Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Pedants Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? But the people are still separated.... by choice? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Look in the mirror next time you shave.... same thing Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? empty vessels make most noise Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? Because English is a screwed up adaptable language, don't analyse it, just accept it If a store is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors? To stop the staff from taking an early break Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is? see 'off' Why is minimalism such a big word? See 'off' and macrocosmic If you learn from mistakes, why aren't I a genius? Duh.... Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? Asteroids don't originate from Uranus Why do banks leave both doors open, yet they chain pens to the countertops? Ever tried stealing a door Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda? I will not now, or ever make a slanderous comment about the USA... much as I would like too Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? See 'off' ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guardian Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Why do so many TV members post a new thread announcing they have just reached the 100, 500, 1000, 2000................. etc posts when they know that won't be staying at that landmark very long when they keep posting? Why's there a Lah after Alex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptuan Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Why can you only find toilet paper on restaurant tables, but not in rest rooms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dantilley Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Why do people always run across Siam BTS station at breakneck speed, even when the train opposite hasn't opened its doors yet? Why do parking attendants and security guards blow those whistles? Why do people in Bangkok leave out food for soi dogs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2long Posted November 4, 2006 Author Share Posted November 4, 2006 Why did Thaddeus answer helicopter's questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Why do I score 151 on IQ test in English and 180 in my own language (Mensa).Alex Why does Alex boast/lie about an incredibly high IQ yet make such inane posts all the time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
binnsy Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 WHY does anybody support NARWICH CITY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guardian Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Why do Thais, whether it's the train, bus or elevator, always have to rush in (like there's no tomorrow) without letting the people inside to exit first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkk shadow Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 If "near" is the opposite of "far" why do Thai's use the same word (with a slightly different one) ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guardian Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 If "near" is the opposite of "far" why do Thai's use the same word (with a slightly different one) ??? Thais have long figured out the answer to the chicken or egg question. They'll confuse you with "kai" which will make you wonder what their answer was? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donz Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Why do people think im some sort of god? Why do you all want my autograph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farangsay Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Why has Donz never sought professional help ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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