Letter From Lotus – Tesco

[Kan Win]

This letter was recently sent by Lotus - Tesco's Head Office (Thailand) to a customer in Kan:-

Dear Khun Am,

While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Lotus - Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Kanchanaburi is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband Khun Damwrong, stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:-

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.

5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a charcoal fire pot.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it. (Very good)

9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.

10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."

And; last, but not least:

14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."

Yours sincerely,

Somchai

Store Manager, Kan Branch

[farangsay]

:D

PS This is true isn't it KW ?

[Kan Win]

:D

PS This is true isn't it Kan Win ?

Sure it is, but only in Kan. This one especially

14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."

No Bum Spray either

It's Ture, It's Ture

[guardian]

:D

From Tesco Lotus UK, probably. But, Tesco HO Thailand ? English too good for Thailand

Sure it is, but only in Kan. This one especially

Sure, only in Kan's dream

[farangsay]

Actually KW on reflection and having observed

you , mercifully from afar , for a while tell us

straight. Was it your missus that got this letter ?

[Nikkijah]

Whilst on the subject of supermarkets, I recently read about Somerfield supermarket employees in the UK and their night-shift antics, quite amusing...

You can find the vids on YouTube if you search for 'somerfield'

[Kan Win]

Actually Kan Win on reflection and having observed you, painfully from afar, for a while tell us straight. Was it your missus that got this letter ?

"Am" not too sure about this "farangsay"

[Little Black Duck]

Come clean Kannie Baby we all know it was you...

[ashacat]

Nice one

[PETERTHEEATER]

This letter was recently sent by Lotus - Tesco's Head Office (Thailand) to a customer in Kan:-

Dear Khun Am,

While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Lotus - Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Kanchanaburi is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband Khun Damwrong, stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:-

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.

5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a charcoal fire pot.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it. (Very good)

9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.

10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."

And; last, but not least:

14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."

Yours sincerely,

Somchai

Store Manager, Kan Branch

A senior executive of Tesco Lotus read this post. A letter from their Legal department will be with you soon.

[Kan Win]

This letter was recently sent by Lotus - Tesco's Head Office (Thailand) to a customer in Kan:-

Dear Khun Am,

While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Lotus - Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Kanchanaburi is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband Khun Damwrong, stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:-

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.

5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a charcoal fire pot.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it. (Very good)

9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.

10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."

And; last, but not least:

14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."

Yours sincerely,

Somchai

Store Manager, Kan Branch

A senior executive of Tesco Lotus read this post. A letter from their Legal department will be with you soon.

so what has this to do with me @

Lotus - Tesco's

Drunk again are we "PETER-TEETOTALER, Same as me