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I asked my daughter to give me a phone book. She laughed at me, called me a boomer and lent me her iPhone. So, now the spider is dead, her iPhone is broken & my daughter is furious…

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5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants. Now they’re tenants

That New Sub rating as you say is even on our 3 year old Fridge. IMHO those 1,2,3 stars are LOW ratings and the best you can get is the Number 5 Rating (yellow sticker with Number 5 in Thai written on it) And please do know the numbers written on it, kWh usage per year and THB per year are just an indication and could fluctuate, for example on our fridge it says 477.06 kWh usage per year, but it's closer to 600. (approx 2 kW per day) Edit: If you want a Fridge that is efficient with Electricity buy an Inverter

That 2nd picture is not 0 but it has a 5 star rating. That Thai written says number 5!

He What? Red Number plates you don't buy them they are giving you by the Dealer. and you return them when you get the REAL Number plates (the white ones) Those White Plates you can buy a special number and that ก-9999 would be indeed very expensive. The only thing that a Red Plate indicates is that car relatively NEW, but that said my former neighbour was still driving with them 1 year after he got the car ????

Good idea, you can buy the glue separately and then put the glue on the PU foam after you sprayed it Edit: https://www.lazada.co.th/products/bosny-rat-glue-400-ml-i1883856899-s5883100880.html and this one your local shop might have it https://www.lazada.co.th/products/n-rat-1-i2825625264-s10319861106.html

I guess it's written in the Contract you signed. Normally it's 1 month before you want to move out.

My dogs name is Minton. Today he ate my shuttlecock. Bad Minton! Bad Minton!

I think you are right, other payment methods are like this

Posted in the Wrong topic I guess ????

A bit of psychedelic music from the Animals with a cover of The Rolling Stones Classic Paint it Black

It's a pain in the ... and the email is all in Thai with just a small <here> (in Thai) to click!

What I know about it (could be not correct) but checking my IP address when Lazada is asking me to go through the verification process, the IP address is on some black list. In our OLD house, where I have got a dedicated (paid for) IP address I never have to go through the verification process but in our current House ever so often. (different provider and random ip address) Rebooting your Router COULD help but there is a chance that you will get another "bad" ip address I used this one to check https://dnschecker.org/ip-blacklist-checker.php

144.82 original Ft charge discount of 142.66 THB = 2.16 THB Ft charge. Without it the bill would be over 700 THB.

I’ve been taking viagra for my sunburn. It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs.

A policeman spotted an elderly lady knitting while driving. "Pullover!" he said. "No, it's a scarf!" she replied.

PEA bill for Sept - Oct just arrived. Instead of the expected 169 Units used, we ONLY used 155 units (which is our lowest BILL ever) thus another 36 units less then the previous month in which we used 191 units. Also first bill ever (for us) under 600 THB, it's even lower then the month were we got our permanent meter and we weren't even living here yet. Next month we will be trying to get a bill under 500 THB ????

Or There was a knock on the door this morning. I opened it to find a young man standing there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I bring God" I said "Put him in the back with the other stuff"

I would wear this when the guys at the local DIY store start to bother me "Water heater Sir buy 1 pay for 2" ????

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It's still raining here, if I was a bit thinner and walked side-ways I doubt that I would get wet when walking outside

What is it @Thaifish ? 1 year already that you are waiting?

Today it is raining a long time already, but it did not even fill 1 empty tank after all this time (only 20% full now) so the rains are very light.