When did you fall out of love ?
When she said the baby may be black !
(Being pregnant was the reason we got married). Way too young, way too stupid !
So round one was over, round two came a few years later, lasted 15 years ! Caught her messing around with a younger guy. Devastated ! Didnt go near another female (relationship wise) for 10 years
Round three, Thai girl, been married 15 years and counting. As the bloke who jumped off a multi storey building was heard to say as he passed each floor "so far so good" ! ????