Crossy

As above, a combination of the Mk-1 eyeball (which way do the tubes go from the switch?) and a stud finder should do the trick. Turn off the power if you're still nervous 🙂

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We've had some updates since my earlier post. So, we now have: - 3 x Luyuan 16s x 280Ah packs (the right-hand stack). 2 x Luyuan 16s boxes with "used" 280Ah cells. (left hand side, top row). Frankenpack-1 left side of the bottom shelf which is 3p/4p16s of assorted cells that were "in stock". I spent way too long building matched groups. He's also about 280Ah. Frankenpack-2 right side of the bottom shelf 6p16s of "50Ah" used cells recovered from well used packs, really about 30Ah. All have Seplos V3 BMSs, Frankie 1 & 2 also have 5A flying-capacitor balancers. There's a polycarbonate cover goes on the front to keep the local wildlife and the damp out. So, we have about 1,830Ah => 95kWh of storage. Up top we have 3 x Deye 5kW hybrid inverters running parallel and one Sofar 6kW on-grid feeding the Deye "Gen" input as a micro-grid. Currently, the Deye units are using DeyeCloud. I'm awaiting delivery of an Orange-pi plus bits-n-bobs to run Solar Assistant and get off the net. I was going to do that anyway, eventually, but the latest Deye debacle has prompted me into action. Feeding that lot is 22kWp split between the car-port, patio roof and tool shed roof. Planning to get another 12 x 340W panels up on an extension to the car port. We are running off-grid although we maintain grid power as backup. The bill is usually about 100Baht. When I get one of those Round-Tuit things I'll tidy up the spaghetti, at least until the next round of expansion.

Someone definitely put him (the pug) up to it

Someone just HAD to ask!

Sheryl is taking a well-earned break, she'll be back early in December.

Both major pizza chains serve chicken in various formats.

Cold War. The US send a spy to Moscow to try and get info from a politician whose whereabouts has been found. The spy gets into a local bar, and finds the politician drinking some vodka alone. “Hello, comrade. May I join you in this fine evening? I'm very thirsty”, he said in a very good Russian accent. “Sure, you can join, but I think you're American spy”, he says while looking at him suspiciously. “Wot? What makes you say that. I'm the most patriotic Russian there is!”, as he chugs 2 shots of vodka together. “Yes, yes, very impressive, but I still think you're American spy..” “You're insane, there's no one who loves our country more than I do”, he says as he loudly sings the national USSR anthem with passion and a beautiful voice. Everyone in the bar cheers and claps at his performance. The politician himself claps and sheds a tear. “That was wonderful, but I still think you're American spy..” “OK YOU KNOW WHAT, YES I AM, YOU GOT ME! But how the hell did you know??” “There are not many black Russians..” Fetching my coat EDIT Bonus link https://www.liquor.com/recipes/black-russian/

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Much too close to home

Mine is the same as my pink ID and social security number 🙂 Consistently inconsistent, welcome to Thailand!

A gas station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales. So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.' A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Paddy guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time...' As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.' Paddy replied, 'No it ain't, Mick. It's not rigged at all. My wife won twice last week.'