Madam is a trained and licenced Thai masseuse in Italy. Pounding fat Italian ladies in a "Centro Esthetico" at 50 Euro an hour (what they charged, not what she was paid) in the vain hope they would return to what they looked like 15 years before. With an Italian lady you definitely need to look at her mum!!
I got regular massages when we were courting, Happy Endings every time 😛
We've been married 20 years last November; I can count the number of massages I've had since then on the fingers of my left ear!! 😞