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Off-topic, slightly. Conversation with Bangkok taxi driver: - "This is not the Finnish embassy!" "Yes it is sir. See embassy, embassy, embassy. Now finish embassy". Fetching my coat
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Car Number Plate letters and numbers faded
Crossy replied to skorts's topic in Thailand Motor Discussion
Definitely do NOT try to fix the plates yourself! Personally, I'd wait until a cop tells you to get them sorted, after all, if the camera can't read the plate... -
Start here: - https://www.localfoodheroes.com/sausage/fresh-sausage/ Same site to make your own bacon and ham etc. Most of the ingredients (and the machines) are available on Lazada if not in makro.
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My clothes smell like Napalm in the Morning!
Crossy replied to GammaGlobulin's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
How about 10 Merlins? OK not 6 feet from your ear but still... -
An advice needed - buying a used car
Crossy replied to Hellfire's topic in Thailand Motor Discussion
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An advice needed - buying a used car
Crossy replied to Hellfire's topic in Thailand Motor Discussion
I've fettled the topic title for a bit more clarity. It's worth noting that used cars tend to hold their value here. So, if you intend keeping it a long time, it may actually pay to buy new. -
An advice needed - buying a used car
Crossy replied to Hellfire's topic in Thailand Motor Discussion
I would avoid the "tents" if not knowledgeable. There are places that do "Certified" used cars with warranty. One near us. -
My clothes smell like Napalm in the Morning!
Crossy replied to GammaGlobulin's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
And if you want jets, the Blackburn Buccaneer was the absolute master of low flying. By the way, this is a bomber! -
My clothes smell like Napalm in the Morning!
Crossy replied to GammaGlobulin's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
That's not a low-pass. THIS is a low pass (family friendly version): - -
Senior citizens allege scam by sales company promising car prize
Crossy replied to snoop1130's topic in Thailand News
If it looks too good to be true ... Especially in Thailand. -
HTMS Khirirat on fire in Sattahip, three injured
Crossy replied to snoop1130's topic in Thailand News
I admit to being surprised they still had two floating frigates! -
HTMS Khirirat on fire in Sattahip, three injured
Crossy replied to snoop1130's topic in Thailand News
Someone failed to make a dud round safe, then it suddenly wasn't a dud! And they wonder how they lost a frigate in a fairly minor blow last year! It's a bloody warship, if it gets a bit bumpy, you button-up tight. Training guys, training!!!! -
Thai Frigate Receives Fire from Another Thai Frigate
Crossy replied to John Drake's topic in General Topics
Running in news now: - -
Taking 3 small tubs of nam prik into UK via Heathrow
Crossy replied to kwilco's topic in Thailand Travel Forum
Have a look here: - https://www.gov.uk/bringing-food-into-great-britain/meat-dairy-fish-animal-products -
Seriously How Gullible Are Thai People?
Crossy replied to NONG CHOK's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
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Sorry, my warped mind immediately flicked to a different kind of men's "support". A vintage newspaper ad from my formative years in the UK. Fetching my coat
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Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm are driving along the road together - Heisenberg is driving. After a time, they are stopped by a traffic cop. Heisenberg pulls over, and the cop comes up to the driver's window. “Sir, do you know how fast you were driving?” asks the cop. “No” replies Heisenberg “but I know precisely where I am” “You were doing 70.” says the cop “Great!” says Heisenberg “Now we're lost!” The cop thinks this is very strange behaviour and so he decides to inspect the vehicle. After a time he comes back to the driver's window and says “Do you know there's a dead cat in the trunk?” “Well, now we do!!” yells Schrodinger. The cop thinks this is all too weird, so he proceeds to arrest the three. Ohm resists.