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Andrew65

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  1. Many years ago I had a colleague from New Zealand. She said that many Dutch emigres had settled in her home town, and they had a reputation for being a bit 'tight' with money.
  2. Probably down to their highly superstitious nature, but some Thai women believe that they can cast a magic spell on men to make them want them.
  3. ...they will lie with you and to you.🙂 (You made your bed, you'd better lie in it!)😁
  4. I asked my ex-wife if she would re-marry me, she said no, thought that I was only after my money!😁
  5. "Buffalo hab hemalloid!"
  6. What kind of man takes his family to Pattaya on holiday? Or if you have a girlfriend "Hey honey, lets go to the biggest whorehouse in the world on holiday."
  7. That's very true. What's called Pattaya covers a very large area, and much of it is nothing to do with 'nightlife'. But whenever people hear Pattaya that's what they think of.
  8. Many years ago my brother lost his licence after getting caught the next morning, and in the UK it's a minimum of 12 months I think for drink driving.
  9. On the one crew that I was on there was free beer in the evening, but we were told that this would stop if anyone 'blew-numbers' the next morning.
  10. When I worked in Australia we had to breathalyse evey morning, and you had to 'blow-zero', weren't allowed to start work until you could.
  11. It would be very easy to stray into Myanmar waters there, it's right on the border at Ranong. (Victoria Point?).
  12. I always found it a bit of a pain having to wait until 10am for shops to open.
  13. My work sometimes takes me to Birmingham UK. It's not unusual to see beggars at the traffic lights there, what look like eastern European gypsy women, and a few Brits occasionally.
  14. As my old Ozzie mate agreed, Pattaya has always atracted a lot of bottom-feeders, s---heads, such places do.
  15. In Britain we export our numpties all over the world, but we also import ones from overseas too.
  16. I was in BKK in March, and before checking out of my hotel room to head to the airport I threw away the paket of cannabis gummies that I had purchased. Around 16 hours later a sniffer dog walked straight past me at Heathrow.
  17. Lower Sukhumvit was my farang ghetto from 1998-2018. Never got married, exited Thailand with quite a lot of money.
  18. Nakhon Nowhere, Wherethef---aburi!😁
  19. ...you only end up visiting such places with your Thai wifey! Not when you're still in the 'two week millionaire' phase.😁
  20. FB rules are the same in every country? It's the same computer making the same baffling decisions.
  21. I don't like Starmer, but if I'm honest, I'm no better or worse off than before. I just pay tax and still get very little in return, the same as under the Tories.
  22. Every other country in N Europe also has s--- weather for about half of the year, according to an Irish friend, Ireland even more so.
  23. I remember being in a bar around the corner from Soi Cowboy during Songkhran, and hearing a bargirl exclaim "Falang Boxing" in Soi Cowboy. (People getting drunk and throwing stuff at each other, a recipe for disaster).
  24. I have to disagree with that. Best not to get involved in stranger's problems, look/walk the other way, or risk becoming collateral damage. Nothing to do with me.
  25. I did see years ago that if the Thais deport you it must be to your home country. But of your own accord, anywhere. But maybe they're not consistent with it?
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