Gandtee

Police are looking for fingerprints. R.I.P.

What a load of tosh. The only thing missing is the Best Before date and Expiry date.

Never. But for an hour in the afternoon maybe.

Tiger, tiger burning bright. In the forest of the night. Oh, what mortal hand or eye could frame thy perfect symmetry?

I would suggest changing your medication. You have a problem.😉

I've heard ducks fart before.😀

A hundred yards away? Come on. There were security snipers on high points. How comes they didn't spot a man climbing onto a roof just over a hundred yards away?

A figure of speech, surely. I've found that some Americans I've had conversations with take what one says literally. That is dangerous when talking to us Brits.

Most Civilian Brits would not know how to fire a gun. We leave that to the military😉

Nah. She sucks.😉

I didn't vote for you.😉

If you were a visitor or lodger in someone's house would you not expect to observe and adhere to the house rules, however irksome they appear to be? Chillout, as the saying goes.

More than a handful now methinks. But the assassination attempt on Trump is starting up a whole new ball game. A dangerous one if the loonies get out of control.

Pay attention. That's what I said.😉

Joe Louis. Freddy Mills.

Wishful thinking, I think.

Years ago. Showing off my Thai language skills to my visiting family in the airport restaurant I asked the waiter for the bill. He stood there looking puzzled. I asked him again. No reaction. My wife said, "What did you ask him?" When I told her, she said, "You asked him to fill your tank up." An old expat told me, "It's easy to speak enough Thai to get yourself into trouble. But can you speak enough to get you out of it?" That has been my poor excuse for not speaking it.😉

Thankyou. The luck of the draw.😉

I've been married to my Thai wife and lived here for 37 years. At 90 I don't regret any of it.

Really? How many of those do you meet out in the sticks?

But the time may come when that partner is not there.

Make a serious effort to learn the language. Unless you live in the cities you will wallow without it.

And me. And I'm 90. But don't knock him. But time to be put out to graze. But he still speaks more sense than his opponent, who embarrasses me more. Come on Joe. It's time to go, with dignity.