He added that a monitoring team has been set up with the title, The VVs, The Vigilanty Voyeurs. They have special permission from our illustrious leader, to peep through keyholes, loiter in bushes and peer over toilet cubicle partitions. Anyone caught having intercourse in the missionary position will be detained. In the canine alternative position. excuses such as 'We were only practicing close order marching.' Will not be accepted.????????