daleyboy

BTW, Cost of entering private rooms, and insider jokes:

10 pics of beauitful black women for Bebops.

10 Beautiful girls of any race, for Kayo.

I transexual priest for Tippaporn.

1 live yank for Khall.

And i guess 2 "girls" from jennies for kurgen and tots

He was sweet mate, he slept all the way and didnt wake up once no screaming and crying thank <deleted>.

Unlike his dad or so I heard.

I hear someone has pictures of your wife dragging you through the terminal by a leg, and that you can see the scratch marks on the floor by your departure gate !

Joe was probably in shock at the sight of a bigger, louder baby making such a fuss !

Oh yeah, almost forgot, no RAIN in Pattaya today !!!

I would say it hasn't RAINed since Dale left, but that wouldn't quite be true.......or would it......

No scratch marks mate, this is the first time i was actually glad to be going back to the uk, far too much like hard work with little Joe we wont be coming back again now until he is walking for himself

Had some rain today in Bristol, quite nice to take the edge off the heat

Thanks for the welcome, i am sure i will enjoy my time here, amongst such intellectuals as yourselves

Hi my name is daleyboy, been lurking here awhile and just thought i would say hello, i am more of a reader than a poster but i hope to learn something here, you guys run a great forum

Arrive early.

Dress and look like you should be in business class i.e no fisherman pants and flip flops

Travel on your own, easier to seat a single bloke rather than a family.

Be polite and pleasent to the check in staff.

Be like me 6"8 and 150kgs

If all else fails you can always offer to pay once your on board and sometimes if your really lucky the steward/ess might upgrade you becuase they cant be arsed with all the paperwork it involves to take payment off a passenger

I have been upgraded a few times, but always when i have travelled on my own and i have been smartly dressed but like i said i think that had something to do with my size

HAHA just read the above post

Nice write up Brit, and wasnt it great that kurgen managed to drag himself away from Jennies to meet us A link to the pics would be great also, would be even better if there was a way of making them so they couldnt be copied off here then posting them but i dont think it can be done, shame there are a few ######s out there that spoil it for the rest of us

go barefoot

No wonder you're a GAY icon!

Stretch Tuk-Tuk! Fantastic

Yeah looks pretty cool ehh? I would love one of those just for me to drive around i bet you could pull the ladies in one of those, pimp it up with a badass sound system and you would have the girls all over you Unless of course if it was the middle of winter

Check this link out

http://www.tuktuktours.co.uk/imports.htm

I looked into it, but it would be very expensive and a lot of councils wouldnt let you have a tuk tuk as a taxi, it seems to be a bit hit and miss on if you would get a licence, Bristol has no chance

You would have to sva test it when it came to the uk, which involves a very in depth mot, the same as importing cars from Japan, very rigourous and very difficult to pass, you then have emission testing, again if you have ever stood behind a tuk tuk, you would know this is another point that would be very difficult to pass, then you have the particular councils regulations as well as the other legal ones, like seat belts, roll protection etc etc.

So all in all unless you are going to import alot i really couldnt see it being profitable. Shame really

Funny signature I saw the other day...

some cows have horns, some cows don´t have horns, some cows are horses....

How´s the sunshine in Brixton?

How´d joe do on the flight back? Is he an NBF?

He was sweet mate, he slept all the way and didnt wake up once no screaming and crying thank <deleted>, so what is NBF? New born flyer?

are you starting up the tuk tuks in brighton? I thought you lived in brixton?

No, he lives in Bristol. And he wants a Tuk Tuk to to farm his fields as his horse has gone lame

Ya cheeky prick, at least i dont still use pit ponies

Btw hot agian in Bristol today, that would be Bristol, not Brighton but Bristol, just for those that are confused about where i come from, BRISTOL

Yes i know what you mean DaisyBoy, but in winter when your freezing your nads off in the UK, i'll be on the beach with the waves lapping at my feet

Well back in blighty today, and it is <deleted> hot and there was me thinking it was just a wind up that blighty could be as hot as thailand, but indeed it is and we have no aircon guess i will have to sleep in the car with the engine running all night

SIX days with no replies ?!?!?! See what happens when you let daleyboy go on vacation ?

I think it RAINed here (in Pattaya) this morning (7 am ?). As I was pretty drunk when I fell into bed around 3:30 am, I was in no condition to get up and look.

It sounded vicious, not really heavy drops, but coming down hard and fast. Didn't last long, and when I eventually crawled out of bed, it was hard to tell that it had RAINed at all !

Indeed mate it did rain this morning and it was heavy, but it is quite pleasent out there now

Heatwave in the Uk DB, They reckon records are going to broken this week. Luvverley Jubberley String vest and handkerchief on head time

Thing is blowjob, if i was in the uk then i would have to work through all that heat so i am quite happy to have a few showers and no work. I also dont think redrus appreciated the phone call from the beach the other day let him listen to the water lapping up against my feet roughly around 9am uk time so just when he was starting work

Looking pretty good here today. No rain, no daleyboy, what more could you ask for ?!??!!

Ahhh i know your missing me matey, dont worry it will be another 5 years before i see you again!!!! thank <deleted> for that hot in bangers today i think we had rain but i was busy wandering round pantip to notice

SIX days with no replies ?!?!?! See what happens when you let daleyboy go on vacation ?

I think it RAINed here (in Pattaya) this morning (7 am ?). As I was pretty drunk when I fell into bed around 3:30 am, I was in no condition to get up and look.

It sounded vicious, not really heavy drops, but coming down hard and fast. Didn't last long, and when I eventually crawled out of bed, it was hard to tell that it had RAINed at all !

Indeed mate it did rain this morning and it was heavy, but it is quite pleasent out there now

Brit was doing his best to keep up, but he couldn't quite getting his hips to move in the same fashion as the lovely ladies...

It took Brit a good 15 minutes to get his hips moving, unfortunatly it took a good 15 minutes after he sat down for them to stop again.

Thanks for a good night Thaivisa

Youre a lot shorter than i thought you would be

So where were all the missing members then? Prof fart......... and the rest of you?

Yeah i would like to say a big thanks to Dave,Sunny and george for the food and the kitty, the wife and i both had a really good night, but man you are all alot older than i had imagined well apart from kurgen who looked like he/she should be working in Jennys

Me and kerry started to get abit worried when every bill started going into our pot but alas thanks to the generosity of Tv.com it was all paid for Thank <deleted> for that, the wife was about to batter me i think.

Tuky mate we will be over monday afternoon, i will give you a ring tommorrow, dont worry about accomodation thats all sorted mate, would it be ok to bring the sister in law as well? she is our current live in babysitter? As for seafood, just get me a slab of any meat, but i dont eat seafood,the wife does though

See ya tommorrow mate

Is that reprobate jai dee coming? You should have heard what he was saying about you last night and there was me thinking it was just kurgen that enjoyed THAT sort of company

Sorry for the belated thanks chon been a bit busy, but thanks mate, and i cant believe i didnt <deleted> win

Well i hope there is loads of food, cause i am <deleted> starving, after i spent 2000 last night on dinner i need some free food

You got my fanta chilling kerry? If not i have brought my own squash, any chance i can put a bottle behind the bar and then just order water?

6 and a bit hours to go, i might even bring the little chap to lennies then take him home before we hit the BF. Bonus got the sil babysitting so we dont have to be too early home

See you all tonight.

Dry today in the capital, hopefully it will stay that way, well at least until we get back to the hotel. Slumming it over on KSR today the sister in law wanted to come and see the famous road as she has never been here before

Hasn't RAINed here in Pattaya for a few days now. In fact, I don't think it's RAINed here since daleyboy left Sa Kaeo !

Don't expect the good weather to last though. As long as he's in-country, we can expect monsoons at any time !

Wet in bangers today

Well the reports of flooding in Rayong and Chanthaburi provinces didn't affect my visa run yesterday.

Noticed a lot of water in low laying areas, and hit a lot of RAIN on the way there and back, but no flooding anywhere.

It's been a couple of hours since it RAINed here in Pattaya. Does that mean daleyboy has left the area ?

Nahh still here mate, dont come to bkk it keeps raining, <deleted>. Why did i travel 6000 miles to come to a country where it bloody rains all the time? i dont care its still HOT

Indeed i have brought the rain with me but hey at least it is still warm bit wet in bkk today, and it was bloody wet in sakaeo for the last few days