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The plot is a bit thin, but at least we can follow it. Bob leaves his misses to sort his visa dramas out while he finds some lovely 23 year old in a bar with an American who has dosed off. She takes him by the hand and they escape to a romantic island. She offers to bash him up so he buys her a pink G-string, and all is forgiven. He then sips champagne and eggs with her at 8am. So... Bob then... A.. Falls in love and lives happily ever after. B. The misses catches up with him and he falls from a balcony. C. The American suddenly appears and the plot thickens. D. Bob buys a chicken farm and retires.
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Why did you marry? And maybe why did you do it again?
sipi replied to OneMoreFarang's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
Marriage is like fried broccoli stalks with chilli and garlic. Sickening until you actually try it, then you're hooked and wish you'd done it sooner. -
Look after your health and your money. Once they're gone, they're gone.
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Why did you marry? And maybe why did you do it again?
sipi replied to OneMoreFarang's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
Marriage is about balance. My wife and I love and care for each other dearly, but we often sleep in separate beds. Just because we're married doesn't mean we have to share farts every night for the next 50 years. My son and I often take off for boys weekends away. No we don't play up, but we all need our space. -
Why did you marry? And maybe why did you do it again?
sipi replied to OneMoreFarang's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
I got married late and became a father even later. It just happened that way. Best thing I ever did. My wife is my best mate and my son is like a little brother. Everyone else I know my age got married early, and divorced, and carrying baggage.- 289 replies
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"Before I knew it he's got both of my hands in one of his in a vice-like grip above my head, and he's pinning me to the wall using his hips. Holy <deleted>. His other hand grabs my ponytail and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine. It's only just not painful. I moan into his mouth, giving his tongue an opening. He takes full advantage, his tongue expertly exploring my mouth. I have never been kissed like this."
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However, I can see some truth in this. You are what you eat, you are what you do, you are what you think, you are who you hang around... Makes sense.
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The only person I hang with is myself, but I have 5 personalities. Two are horrible, two are lovely, and the other one is a complete idiot.
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Crossy is still waiting for his dies.