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Pineapple belongs on pizzas.

An old lady asked me if I remembered her. I told her "I think I used to date your daughter" She replied "that was me you idiot"

Jong, Puk, Dang, Soong, then maybe Waan.

"I love women. I just hate the ones I've met" Eminem.

Walking down Khao San I saw some people gathering on the footpath, so I crossed the road. Turned out they were mannequins, but you can't be too careful.

The last time I had sex I was embarrassed, humiliated, shamed and alone.

My youngest turns 12 in July. You can do the math.

Ok I just subscribed to his channel. Sometimes it's refreshing watching someone worse off than you.

Got carried away commiserating the passing of Rod Marsh?

Tolerated...

Here in Australia rock concerts are picking up again. I've been to a few, but won't be going to any more. Being surrounded by fat, drunk, sweaty, tattoo'd, 65 year old white women just doesn't appeal to me any more.

The compare looks bored to death, and the green screen is a bit too obvious.

We're itching to get back.

Such is life. Many a good man has lost his life's savings to an Australian wife.

I'm in the same situation as the op, except we also own a house in Thailand, but I would never sell my house in Australia.

I live in Australia when my Thai wife who is much younger than me, and have had the exact complete opposite experiences to the op. Most older people I know have traveled, the hard way. These days if you want to climb Mount Everest you just put your VR headset on and go to YouTube.

What starts with "sh", ends in "it" and is at the bottom of a birdcage? Shellgrit.

I went to a strip show in Pattaya, and I was thinking "don't get an erection, don't get an erection" But she did anyway.

I've given up drinking until 2023. It's almost 20.18, so I've only got to wait another 5 minutes.

20 something years together. I can't complain.

My first marriage is to my current Thai wife. It is both our first marriages. I was 43 with no baggage. I had a good secure job with good income. After 43 years of embarrassing dates, knock backs, no returned phone calls, and all the other Western <deleted>; I met Tuk. Ok, I tend to be a bit socially awkward. There was no bullsh*t, right from the start. She told it how it was, and still does. And now we are both healthy, wealthy and wise. I have no regrets, best thing I ever did.

My Thai wife's first words to me were " get a haircut". Well just saved a bunch of embarrassing pretentious dates. So I got a haircut. Still together decades later.