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That's a reverse descent not an ascent😀

The make and model of the vehicle is not mentioned. Perhaps, with the weight of passengers, there was insufficient power to climb the grade or, it is a manual gearbox and the driver didn't change down through the box into first gear to maintain impetus.

Using brakes when ascending (going uphill) is not usually neccessary.😀

Was he re-arrested as he departed the police station for the excess noise made by the motorcyclecwith no exhaust?

Caused by a voyeur spying through a peephole at half-naked man.

I have a dream.........

The poll did not reveal that the other 84.6% voted for Keir Starmer.😀

What card did Tony draw from the Tarot deck?

There are vacancies in the RC clergy......

I guess the "Here kitty kitty" chant didn't work.

Look on the bright side. If he did open the door he would be the first one out.😀

Surely you mean " .......shoot on a minute"?

..........known affectionately as Off, ....... Although many people call him Eff......🫢

This is a report on what a sub-committee are doing, What then, is the main committee doing?

According to the report, the m/c rider was a 22 year old male, the 14 year old girl was sitting in front of him.

Apart from the Chinese smuggler, have the batteries been charged?😋

Looking at the OP image the Immigration Officer seems not to notice the highly suspicious illegal sneaking past on her left. "Did you pack that bag yourself Sir?"

A Ruski on a jetski?

Because he knew it would not resist the impact of a locomotive.😋 Train drivers always sound their loud horns when approaching crossings and bridges known to have pedestrians. Also they reduce speed. The victim, reportedly, was a frequent visitor to the bridge yet seemed not to know the daily schedule of trains.

Oooh! 🤭

Cancer of the liver is high on the list. My wife's brother-in-law was a lifelong non-smoker and teetotal yet died from this form. Another family member is a life-long smoker and an alcoholic, has been hospitalised three times with multiple broken bones from high-speed car crashes and, a month ago, was expected to die. According to his medical report he has no underlying medical conditions other than one leg a little shorter than the other. He's driving around today like a lunatic! 🙄

It's not an 81mm Mortar bomb it's an air dropped practice bomb. BDU 33 https://cat-uxo.com/explosive-hazards/aircraft-bombs/bdu-33-aircraft-bomb-practice

Yes. "Hands up all those those grieving for Sam"........(no response)

I hope haggis is on the 24 hour list.

Krakatoa obsidian.😋