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Chongalulu

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  1. I’m heading up there in my "Elephant man" outfit as we speak. Thanks for the tip! 😘
  2. In further developments the family went on to thank the spirits for saving them by participating in the "put your kids head in the tiger’s mouth for luck" and the "kiss a king cobra for good health " ceremonies. Sadly it was recklessly followed by an irresponsible ride home in a Thai drivers mini van ….
  3. The ones who know there are even bigger idiots willing to endanger themselves to make them that money…
  4. Indeed - it was simply the first step to breaking the glass ceiling in furtherance of women’s emancipation…
  5. How do you tell when a Middlesbrough/ Geordie lass has an orgasm?… She drops her chips 🍟….
  6. They look very much like people from leafy Hertfordshire to me.....
  7. Unless he used a VERY long ruler..perhaps even one of those extra long metal tape measures….
  8. I never strike the genital area…as a rule… 😜
  9. £85 on SoHo last time…so I’m told… ☺️
  10. In episode 3 the cast go on a trip to Koh Tao and only half of them make it back….
  11. It’s an island off Surat Thani in the Gulf of Thailand….
  12. It is commonplace all over the world for different nationalities to have differing rules for entry . It is based on the practicalities relating to likelihood of them failing to return/ overstay their visas. Obviously those from poorer countries ( and historical experience) do that more often - Thailand is one of those unfortunately
  13. Quite right, paedophilia was invented in the British isles and has never caught on outside those confines...must be something to do with the weather...
  14. Someone didn't achieve an O level at English and sweats like a Geordie at a Maths test....
  15. The real ”losers” are the one's losing their homes, pensions on divorce settlements with real wives. Remember if it floats, flies or f...s it's cheaper to rent...
  16. If you complete a UK tax return (or other documents) you'll have a UTR. Unique Tax Reference Number which would be too be equivalent. I don't know if you might have such a number otherwise too.
  17. Utter nonsense! It doesn’t matter where it’s paid. If it’s U.K. income it’s subject to tax.
  18. Then they're complete morons. If I go less than a kilometre to local shop I put on my full Face HJC helmet AND motorcycle gloves. Takes 30 seconds - an accident just as likely to occur at the bottom of your own road.
  19. I've suspended my getting involved in brawls until the thai authorities sort out the outrageous blocking of ambulances by irresponsible Thai drivers. It's just not worth the risk and they are curtailing the fun for everyone! 😡
  20. It's the body's natural mechanism as you age to wake you up in time for your night time pee, thus avoiding the worse outcome of bed wetting.
  21. I have an 18 year old plasma Panasonic bought in UK and brought out here when I emigrated. Still going strong. I did buy a 55 inch LG OLED about 4 years ago which I put in the new house. It was a bargain 25K baht half price because it was last year's model but is fantastic . Reviews say LG make the best OLED on the market. Can't disagree and being a smart TV has pre installed TV apps like Netflix etc.
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