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  1. Chongalulu
    Just ban any Brit whose passport name shows Wayne,Baz,'arry, Connor, Tyrone, Winston..or even Nobby. That'll get 90% of 'em!
  2. Chongalulu
    An Irish didicoy...
  3. Chongalulu
    Perhaps his behaviour was accounted for by having too many "wisdom" teeth removed...?
  4. Chongalulu
    You mean like "heaven" or 72 virgins? Surely not!
  5. Chongalulu
    Ah that’s the Maths section in the Pisa educational tables
  6. Chongalulu
    Listen to a lot Morrisey and the Smiths "heaven knows I’m miserable now. Music They listen to a lot of Morrisey. 😜
  7. Chongalulu
    In further developments,he’s challenged that Belgium mixed martial arts geezer on here recently to a rumble. "I’ll have him! hic 🥴…"he was heard to slur…
  8. Chongalulu
    What a load.......... And where do you come from........? 🤔 He’s one of them foreigners from Canvey Island- you know,where you’re considered overdressed if having more than one ear! 😜
  9. Chongalulu
    Make up your mind - you want to lock him up or take him out on a day trip!
  10. Chongalulu
    Pathetically unoriginal and thought free trope already done by an equally dim individual earlier. Congratulations!
  11. Chongalulu
    Basically,he’s won. Lived a fine life totally free for decades and now when he’s likely only got a couple of years left at an age when he just wants to sit around anyway ,returns to an effective care home -all meals,medical and bed provided- to gently see himself out. Who’d swap that for a long prison stretch in middle age..?
  12. Chongalulu
    Rhodesia…?
  13. Chongalulu
    Yes,let’s shift all those assaults and accidents to before midnight when it’s much more convenient to deal with….
  14. Chongalulu
    I wonder how many are spending those on "designer vaginas"…? I must look into it…!😚
  15. Chongalulu
    I was once getting passionate in my car with a young lady when she softly moaned "kiss me where it’s smelly ". I told her it was far too late to drive to Canvey island….
  16. Chongalulu
    to what…?
  17. Chongalulu
    C'mon you’d love a go on those if offered ! 😘
  18. Chongalulu
    The horse didn't even notice....
  19. Chongalulu
    I simply went to my bank and transferred a large sum to the dealer's account and brought the receipt to the dealership. They can check deposit online too
  20. Chongalulu
    He was between a rock and a " hard" place....
  21. Chongalulu
    If you want a job done properly,do it yourself!
  22. Chongalulu
    Hey mystic Meg, what are the winning lottery numbers next week?
  23. Chongalulu
    Did someone carelessly leave a plastic carrier bag at his cell door? Joe's driven his last drive. Sing along now "You’ve got a fast car" 🎶
  24. Chongalulu
    Muslim is not a race. So you've immediately shot yourself in the foot from the start. Now to educate yourself further Google the orientation of the majority of terrorist incidents in the West. Feeling chastened now?
  25. Chongalulu
    You might as well have been born yesterday given your lack of understanding of statistics.

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