KMartinHandyman

Frankensteins

You're in BKK when in one 12 hour day you've traveled by

motorbike taxi

Car taxi

Tuk Tuk taxi

Sky train

Bts underground train

And private car

Skipping the city bus and songthaew

When some 75 year old farang posts a question on TV asking random strangers if it's true his 20 year old girl friend really loves him because he's a "sexy man."

When some 75 year old farang suspects his 20 year old girl friend is exploiting him and fails to see that he might be accused of the same thing.

When some farang thinks everything in his passport is a visa.

When many foreigners feel Thailand is making too big a deal over their multi-year overstay and that the police should spend more of their time arresting Thais for blocking the pavement/sidewalk while texting.

When farang feel a convenience store is scamming them because they rounded up their Internet provider's invoice to the nearest 25 satang.

When a farang announces he was doing a "boarder" run and asks for "advise" while simultaneously complaining about the poor level of English employed by Immigrations officers.

When a farang English teacher announces he was doing a "boarder" run and asks for "advise" while simultaneously complaining about the poor level of pay he's receiving.

You're in Thailand when, people spell border as boarder, and advice as advise....and you have the urge to correct it....sorry mate, gotta be done, lol

Wow whew really amazing

Nothing "gits" by some people

I enjoy buying from my "good chicken lady" she still has a shop under nana station while the construction is under way on top of the old market location.

My wife has 2 breasts waiting when she picks me up at Suvarnabhumi,,okay maybe four.

I think DJT doesn't really want to be the nominee and is just enjoying the publicity while doing just enough crazy stuff to keep himself from being electable.

He's driving talking points then saying see how important I am?

He's not serious about being electable and when passed over he will spin his participation in the nomination process from the peanut gallery for years to come.

Snafu

Did anyone check its arrival card?

Always glad to hear it wasn't her fault

The government should double wrap all of the trees along highways to help support the rubber farmers.

[emoji849][emoji848][emoji55][emoji106][emoji122][emoji123]

Napoleons

Mocking

U.S. Solved noncompliance with mandatory laws and fines along with "click it or ticket" campaigns that are rigorously enforced.

Thailand is a third world country for a reason,, because there is no fourth category.

Nothing article 44 can't solve I'm sure

To remain an independent democracy from mainland China? Now the mainland has selected the candidates Hong Kong will be allowed to vote for.

The die is cast for turnabout

Today

The dash cam driver should be arrested for recording and reporting something that hurts the image of Thailand.

UPattaya resort @ bang saray.

Pay up and enjoy

Wait for gold drop to $800 usd and back up the truck with Thai gold bars

Hooker

Allocation

Afternoon

No time for ticketing today

Grow a pair comes to mind