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You didn't watch Monty Python then.

Here we go again. What did the Romans ever do for us?

Sounds easier and quicker than heathrow with a visa.

and Frodo threw the ring into the magma

Why such a high cost for the digital certificate? It used to be that you went to the british embassy and got a right of abode stamp in your foreign passport.

Sounds like the spoof Somali pirate shooting cruises all over again

Greenland 2.1M sq km, 836,000 sq ml Maryland 32,130 sq km, 12,000 sq ml Greenland is just a tad larger than Maryland

Should claim he's a Buddhist and he's being discriminated againsy for showing religious symbols.

a small bag used to cost 30 baht in na glua market when they were asking tourists 500 on the street. I dare say such savings are still around.

Take it back to being illegal. It was cheaper to buy, if you didn't look like a tourist.

Keep the baht high and buy dollars. float the baht on the market and watch it fall and buy back baht. Then put the baht back where it was. Rinse and repeat.

the Richard is probably Richard the third, rhyming slang for turd

HIV test him. maybe he thinks he can pass it in that way.

They have practiced with marijuana, what could possibly go wrong?

Oldie but: how do you tell a happy motorcyclist, by the amount of flies in his teeth

By definition OED a disorder of structure or function in a human, animal, or plant, especially one that has a distinctive group of symptoms, signs, or anatomical changes and often has known causes.

I used to be a pasterfarian, but my indoctrination, as a child, brought up vegetarian, meant I could not accept the idea of meatballs. In despair I turned to the invisible, pink unicorn. I know that it is invisible as no one has ever seen it, but it is a matter of faith that it is pink. Faith can be used to accept any idea, no matter how ridiculous, even when there is no evidence, or logic behind it.

Thanks for that, it made me lookup intellectual property rights, which I had not considered.

depends if the hotel payed for the mural. If they did then they can do what they like with it as id does not belong to the artist any more. The manufactured items that you buy are yours to do with as you wish and are not the property of the manufacturer be it a Rembrandt or a chair.

Dog sled racing Satterhip to Changmai anyone

Half a million pounds each for one year, who approved these figures? Even at the 4.5B figure that is 150,000 per year per person.

Only four students under 5 years old?

The UK overseeing the partitioning of Palestine, what could possibly go wrong? Oh wait. Tony Blair in charge money to be made yeah

Never forget the Palestinian Authorities pay for slay policy.

You have to be looking to make somebody respond to that.