Lacessit

Evidently, you do not have a GF. Why am I not surprised?

I recommend a magnesium supplement, it's alarming someone your age ( IIRC <55 ) has memory lapses.

Much more convenient for when I draw 100,000 baht for living expenses, pockets are too small. I have a bigger man bag for when I draw larger amounts. I would not be surprised if some posters use them to hold KY and condoms. I also have a man cave.

Fit and well, good-looking and charismatic. Your Thai GF loves you for those attributes, and you pay her nothing. You are good company. Yeah right, WM.

Apparently his GF has a baby on the way.

That's an extension of the original statement, with a very convenient escape hatch.

It depends on the definition of smart. I am light years ahead of my GF in terms of education. OTOH, she is way ahead of me with street smarts, and people skills. We are both satisfied with what we have in one another. Smarts are not a consideration. IME, most men feel threatened by a woman who is more intelligent than they are.

Says the poster who was all over me like a cheap suit when I said I was only average size.

If I had 1000 baht for every time a poster has made that claim on TV/ASEAN, I'd be driving a 735 Beemer by now. Same goes for the guys with big todgers.

Look for a site that has XXL or even XXXL sizes.

IIRC you started another thread asking what there was by way of entertainment in Chiang Mai.

The only things I know about rabbits is if you buy a chicken casserole from a Chinese restaurant that's in the Australian interior, the odds are pretty good it will actually be rabbit. Almost certain before calcivirus decimated the rabbit population. During the Great Depression, people living on rabbit meat for protein became fat deficient. Leanest meat around. Rabbit needs to be hung in the skin for a couple of days to tenderize. Fresh rabbit meat cooks up tough as old boots. Baby rabbits? Let the mother feed them. Give her food to produce milk. How do you know the local breeder was not lying about the mother's age?

Whoever she is, she's a keeper.

Try Rachmaninov's "Vocalise". If that is not a woman working her way towards orgasm, I don't know what is.

You may be right, although alcoholism, smoking, and poor diet were also factors.

I agree. Processing facts and data into models and predictions is part of science, in case you have not noticed. What are your qualifications and experience that make you a better judge?

While I deny I stare at my balls, at least I can say I am capable of so doing if I wished. I only play with two balls in practice, to do so in competition would result in disqualification. It is well known Trump is a golf cheat, the connection is odious.

IMO the efflux of time may have made Professor Wyman's material either a side issue, or redundant. Quite a few countries have collapsing populations, e.g. 863 males in Russia for every 1000 females. Less people of working age to support the population bulge of the Baby Boomers. Climate change is the main challenge for generations after me, it will not affect me, as I will be well gone. Consider this: the conservative models of the Tibetan Plateau are predicting by 2050, flows of water to the Ganges, Brahmaputra and Mekong rivers will be half what they are now. About 1 billion people depend on those rivers for water and food. Such changes in our environment will create economic refugees, which will make what is happening with Ukraine look like a tea party.

I have no doubt there are guys around that are smarter than you and me. Nowadays, I prefer entertainment to deep and meaningful thought. Where does omphaloskepsis get you anyway?

No, I used it because it is part of my vocabulary. I am assuming your spelling of the noun syllabus is a deliberate error. As I am in the top 0.1% of the population in terms of spelling and numerical accuracy, please cease hurting my eyes.

I would not presume to know what is going on in your head, I can but speculate. Vaseline was formulated to treat dry and cracked skin. There are milder formulations such as Sorbolene around nowadays, albeit still not recommended for humpy-rumpy.

IIRC there was an article in "The Economist" about 30 years ago which had data proving the number of children a woman had was inversely proportional to the level of education they attained.

Mule fritters. You wrote it because you like to post discursively, perhaps catharsis.

Average life expectancy in Russia 1845 - 1945 was very bleak, less than 40. https://www.statista.com/statistics/1041395/life-expectancy-russia-all-time/

I have been golfing for 68 years, and never needed Vaseline for the thousands of kilometres I have walked. Conclusion: said husband was a fat slug. "A Little Dab Will Do Ya" is from an advertising jingle for Brylcreem, a tonsorial preparation. It's an interesting example of an invert emulsion. I would expect Vaseline to be highly irritating if used in genital areas, you have been warned. Composition : Water (aqua), Glycerin, Stearic Acid, Isopropyl Palmitate, Glycol Stearate, Peg-100 Stearate, Mineral Oil, Dimethicone, Petrolatum, Glyceryl Stearate, Phenoxyethanol, Cetyl Alcohol, Methylparaben, Acrylates/c10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, Triethanolamine, Propylparaben, Disodium EDTA, Stearamide Amp, Cedrol, Dihydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride and Hydroxyethyl Urea.