SAFETY FIRST

I had an old pair of shorts that were stored outside that I forgot were there. A few years ago I came home wet from the rain, drunk. I took them off forgetting I had money in the pocket. I found the shorts the other day, found I had a couple of 100's and 1, 500 baht note soiled, mildew and very poor condition, part of the notes were perished. I took them to my local Kasikorn bank, the teller exchanged them for crispy new notes

You are breaking the law. I have riden my PCX shirtless many times in Thailand, no problem, but I'm breaking the law. Lots of quirky laws in Thailand.

Where's your lab. located? ????

The beach The OP says he doesn't want to rent a hotel, he just wants to sleep in his tent on a beach. It's against the law to sleep on the beach in a tent in Thailand.

Yes it is

FM103, No BBC news at all this weekend. ???? It's common on FM103, they forget to pay the bill. ???? It'll be back on next week. ????

My ex-girlfriend, we recently split up after together for 1 year, she is a married woman, when we met she was separated, just 25yo. Over the last year I've been with her she's been in love with her husband, I never knew until they got back together. I loved this woman, still do. Her husband is on an average wage, they live and work in Bangkok, she works for a cosmetic company on an average wage, she works Monday to Friday and comes visits me most weekends, our relationship is still sexual. She has an infant child with her husband, the child lives with her mother up country. Their combined income is not enough to pay the bills so I give her some money (too much some times) every time she visits, she calls me some days asking for a few hundred baht, money to send to her mother to buy milk for her child and some days she doesn't have money for her lunch. Her husband does not know about me, she keeps it a secret. My relationship is not perfect but it works for me at the moment, someday I'll have to find a new gf but for now I'll keep the relationship going, I like her too much. A married woman is a good option.

I'm not sure if you want the exact packaging but Tuk Com or any retailer selling that item may have. If you go to the post office near you, not too far from the post office will be a small packaging business, they always have a packing service, they do an outstanding job in protecting your valuables. You're not leaving us are you?

Have you got one, I thought you were male, did you get the chop?

Appreciate your detailed reply. I reckon you should tell the Mrs to not engage idle stop (if it has it), let the bike idle at traffic lights etc, this will give your starter motor a longer life.

On the beach it's ILLEGAL Read the post, he wants to sleep on the beach

Most are freelance, they work in the sex industry to pay for their living expenses and provide for their families in the village. Do you think these beautiful, young, petite Thai girls want an overweight, balding, ugly, smelly foreigner inside them. It's a job nobody wants, but most do it to provide for their babies and family. There ain't no child support here for these Thai girls.

Thanks mate. ???? I often get hate replies, I'm regularly abused for my input. ???? Nice to receive your positive comment ????

I see you're a NEWBIE here, hang around, you'll be surprised how many miserable, moaning, complaining, Thai bashing members on this forum. ????

Good news. ???? Do you fit the new starter, was it a big job, how much did it cost?

Upstairs Mike shopping mall. I'm not sure what floor, if I remember it's the floor beneath the gym, at Beach Road end, there's a guy selling all sorts of old crap you might be interested in, I saw some stamps there.

Sell it as is. Advertise it and when they come for inspection say you think it needs a new battery, give a kick to start and let them test ride. Now it's the new owners problem. Buy a Honda Scoopy or Click, you can't go wrong.

My thoughts exactly. 'Average Joe' wants a relationship but doesn't want to pay. OMG, these loser guys better have a lot of money because they will be doing a lot of masterbating if not.

Ha ha ha, you're a funny guy. TD doesn't care about what you want, he's only out to make money of his advertising. I feel sorry for the people that advertise on his station. Thursday afternoon we had a storm, it started to clear in the evening, 103 went off air Thursday night, came back around 9am. On his local news broadcast Friday morning he blamed a lightning strike and PEA for high voltages etc. It only has to look like a shower and his station goes down, I'd hate to live near his studio, it's always got power outages. Reminds me of soi Pothole, only has to look like rain and it gets flooded ???? He's always saying words incorrectly, mis pronouncing, he has a hearing problem or an antagonizer, doing it on purpose. It's quite rediculous actually, he's always complaining about the English woman that works with him, being nasty to her how she pronounces words

Too expensive, shop around, they're selling cheaper than 600k baht. Have a look at Flybird condo, similar pricing. If you're a handyman it's a good idea, you'll get lots of calls from tenants regarding plumbing and electrical issues. Make sure you get a good deposit. If you rent to the working girls there may be some fringe benefits for you (Hanky Panky), if so, keep me in the loop, if you are busy I can assist you in this area, I have quite a lot of free time and I live locally. ????

It's illegal in Thailand. Go to Australia and holiday, they like your type, you'll probably be offered social security befefits, free medical etc. Have fun ????

A couple of errors in your rant. 1. It was a woman. 2. Not rich, I'd say she is a 'want to be rich person', it's a little Benz, these smaller models are not expensive. I'd say the guy on the bike, not necessarily poor, probably riding illegally (unlicensed, no tax), probably not wearing a helmet and riding at speed. So Columbo, thanks for your mistaken input.

I see you're a NEWBIE here, 70yo. ???? Where have you been all these years. Keep up the funny stuff. ????

It's what Aussies do, we have our own lingo, you got to be Oz to understand. It's the free and easy life style us Aussies have. Growing up with great weather, we enjoy life more than most, our school sports are outdoors and fun, going to the beach every weekend to check out the chicks in their bikini's, it's the package. Aussies, luckiest people on the planet. It's probably why I don't understand the bitterness and negativity from some members, some seem angry and cranky with their comments. I'm always questioning their whinging and whining. https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSLc5rnR5/

Never seen a Chanote with beach. No such thing, don't exist. Have you got one? ????