Bruce Aussie

Be careful I got a cold once sleeping next a crack . 😀

Vietnamese parents, maybe born on Australia.Many Vietnamese Australian citizens now. Our son has a lovely Vietnamese wife and a stunning thai-vietnamese daughter.

Rimping supermarket, my card wouldn't work she paid for my groceries. That was nice took me home and said you need looking after. Made me great meal and told me she was very wealthy and would I like to be with her. She was beautiful and perfect everyway. Now back to real world I woke up from an amazing dream thanks to the 2 special cookies I ate last night So guys leave you wallet home and head off to supermarket and try your luck 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sure that will make her happy.😂

It's cheaper than a face lift and not out there as much as a brown paper bag.😂

Fake news, there are no prostitutes in Thailand.🤣🤣🤣

Transfer him to another police station. Problem solved. End of discussion.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Another nail in the coffin for cinemas.

If you desperate and stupid enough that you have to pay for sex accept all the crap that comes with it. Instead of wasting your money on slops, get a make over maybe you might get lucky.

He not a real Australian. Real Australians are black. Looks like he going on a date with the cop.😀

Brown envelopes😄

Yep think the fake women would have one tattooed on their backside. NO need for cash.🤣

The clown has earned the name Pinocchio.🤣

These things always happen early hours of morning. It a appears brains go missing after midnight. Us normal people who stay safe in our own homes and bed are safe.

I hardly trim it if making MTC oil, Canna condensed milk or butter. Always comes out strong. I cook many recipes and always turn out good.🤠

A kids playground.😄

At least he never used a fire hose and a water truck, so probably not Chinese. Be a dumb Aussie, Brit or Yank.😄

What's the problem lots guys take there top off. He is a guy so why single him out.😭

Thought it s water gun. Sorry.🙏

Mod"s real name is Mad.

Maybe someone threw water on his pickup. He should have stayed home like the sane people.

Because they think the mask better than a helmet while riding down the wrong side of the road on a scooter.😂😂😂

Weed cheaper and healthier if you use sense.

Boys will be boys

None if you keep you keep your mouth closed and don't swallow second hand water.