Chris Daley

The British and the muslims are definitely some of the biggest nonces around.

Five recent photos. Pay the fine.

If I lived alone it would be plain vegetables and plain rice or noodles every day. Work out everyday all day no fail like I did in the past. But I have a Thai girlfriend so it's deep fried pork, fried chicken, fried rice, fried everything covered in salt. I have found it almost impossible to maintain a diet when the other half is so against it. Just trying to explain to a human that you have to cook carrots and raw cabbage is not the same as lettuce. I don't have time for that.

The tefl is toilet paper. Degrees are checked.

I couldn't deal with the giant spiders. For that one reason I will choose USA.

It's the will of God. Put that money back in his pocket now!

They can recognize large printed symbols like ATM, Withdraw, 50% of everything you own, land. But other than that it's just swiping and candy crush.

It was all fine until one of them sneezed.

Bangkok and Nonthaburi. Nothing else exists.

No immigration rules are based on melanin and skin pigmentation. I have know a few guys who are married with Thai kids as well and they still have to do the bull<deleted>.

Still not sure about this God thing. Why does God steal candy from babies? My girlfriend was making some ice cream for her family's little girls. The blender was broken. Not sure why God broke it but okay we went out and bought a new one. After a hard days work we went to Tesco and bought a blender for 900 baht. I boasted about how it was a British brand so it must be good. When we got home the spoon was missing from the box and the speed settings are fake. It shows 4 speed settings but it just jumps from off to on. Some freak actually painted on lines that look like speed settings. Well that's the first time I have seen a blender without basic 3 speeds on it. So the blade and design is very shallow. It just spins at the bottom and the mix doesn't mix. Hope you're happy god.

So you lived in a waterfall? Okay. Well I saw trash everywhere. Very few places open during the day and the entire city closes at 2pm. The most vile immigration staff you could imagine even worse than Thailand. You can't even find a coffee anywere. They can't speak English and the staff just stare at you in silence. The mall is covered in feces and 90 percent of the shops where closed. The airport closes at night. There are no street lights or bridges to cross the roads and school kids are forced to run across high speed motorways. People park on the sidewalks which forces you into oncoming traffic. They don't have taxis at all in any form. The city is totally dead at night and it is over run with packs of dogs. The country is communist. They don't have TV stations of their own only fuzzy ones coming from Thailand. Alcohol and bargirls are completely banned by law. And the maid threw water over me in the toilets. Disgusting country.

The Laos side is showing some delays:

Twenty years older than me. I want to take 100% of everything they own.

Don't have chats that you want to hide.

Texas Chicken is better.

International school wow hiso maak. Teacher very white and very handsome. We learn GCSE system. Very out of date and irrelevant.

Go to chang wattana and change it. Otherwise you will have to pay huge fines.

But did he do his 90 days?

Go to shange watnnana asap.

Thai women can read?

Sunbathing in empty parks and eating vegetables. Good to see the police are working hard.

Suicide is forbidden in Buddhism. And nirvana is only achieved by escaping the loop of reincarnation. You need to brush up on your bull<deleted> mate.

David is a nice Christian name.

Can you sniff the glue and turn the big wheel thing? If yes you are a fully qualified Thai van driver.