Chris Daley

Chicken and chips with a salad and a fried egg - LOL UK has no food WTF is THAT! Pollo y papas fritas con una ensalada y un huevo frito. - Went to a nice restaurant the other day.

Just a casual 6 hours. That's ****** on the seat 3 times, leaning on a tissue dispenser and 2 scratched out QR codes. A lot of work! And the final hour? This where it got interesting. I have noticed this on two seperate occasions. So its 17:00 and there's still 290 people in front of me. But all of a sudden they start processing 20 at a time. Just like that the queue numbers start flying. But what about national security??? What happened? So you can move fast when you want to. 8:30 to 17:00 - 1 person every 10 minutes 17:00 to 18:00 - 20 people every 10 minutes How about you? Do you physically go to the immigration, do it onlne, or use an agent?

You mean 'walking around and staring at food' wasn't a good response? But we always use that response. How else can we pre record them? We made 10 responses in one day one time. Makes it look like we are still in the country.

Temple with toilets and temple without toilets. That is the only useful feature that they have.

Those Thai teachers are up to their tricks again. Just a giant boys club.

Imagine not being able to afford a free education system. Or was it that the mom was off her face at 3am and didn't take her kid to school?

It's because they want to be novel homeless and not just homeless.

I just got some great news from the Thai family. My niece is having a baby. The boyfriend doesn't want to be in the picture. But I guess they are still both young. And this kind of thing happens often in Thailand. We are all so happy as any Buddhist should be. I will help them out. She will take the GED. She is already attending the classes at one of those mall schools. Her English is getting really good now. A few practice tests and then it is down to the testing centre. After she gets her highschool diploma she will start university and I will pay for it in full. Because the effects of education transcend generations. Always do the right thing no matter how badly you have been treated. How about you? Are you still the free happy go lucky stud in Thailand or are you surrounded by kids toys and family?

I'm just glad I won't be getting shot at school or contracting AIDS.

Flash the cash and wheel her out.

Why do I never meet women like that? She sounds like marriage material.

I wrote "me it smaller". Classic example.

I am typing on a phone and often hit two letters at once or some other typo. Now there is sign below the post: EDITED YESTERDAY AT 3 PM REASON NOT GIVEN. It looks so ugly. Please me it smaller font or a lighter a color. It also implies that the poster was lying or changing their view. But these are mostly typos.

300 baht for a stone cold kao pad gai. 80 baht for a cha manow. Got to love that affordable eating. Hope there's trash on the table when I sit down.

Learn to use commas properly before deciding the fate of humanity.

My girlfriend blasts tiktok songs throughout the entire movie. Not a care in the world. Another trick she does is walk out for 10 minutes then return and say "Who's he? What happened?" Then there is the one where she goes up to sleep and says text me what happened. How about you? Can your girlfriend view anything beyond the level of a coloring book?

If I ever need someone to flick the air con off, move the refrigerator 3 times in one day and blast tiktok songs during a movie I know where to look.

Makes a change from condensed milk and bland bread.

There is a limit but rough and tumble play is apperently good for kids. It's the Thai teachers you want to be careful of. Nasty little towel flickers that have grovelled their way up the ranks.

Well it makes Bangkok nice a cool for a few weeks. Enjoy your smog.

Let's see, get your daughter a GED or more booze, glue and a little bit of gambling on the phone? Tough choice.

Sugar slime bread made from 3 slices as 2 halves. Sweaty wet sasauge roles with bland meat inside them. Siam Steak "Pizza" that has no sauce, cheese or topping just the bread in a greasy paper bag (not a joke). 10 baht a slice. But don't worry she folds it up and crams it in the bag for you. Nice. They can keep their snacks.

Her parents are worse than the pedophile. A near legal age of 15 relationship is one thing. Premeditated murder is another.

So it will run for six years max? Nice. Better than those old bastards. They live for ages.

Someone stole my fried chicken one time. We out and put the picnic basket down and then went to take a photo of the lake. Just a few meters away. When went back the fried chicken had gone. At first we thought it was a dog but the chicken was under 3 bags of sticky rice. I have respect for the man. I wish I was as good at theiving. Good for him.