Chris Daley

300 baht for a stone cold kao pad gai. 80 baht for a cha manow. Got to love that affordable eating. Hope there's trash on the table when I sit down.

Learn to use commas properly before deciding the fate of humanity.

My girlfriend blasts tiktok songs throughout the entire movie. Not a care in the world. Another trick she does is walk out for 10 minutes then return and say "Who's he? What happened?" Then there is the one where she goes up to sleep and says text me what happened. How about you? Can your girlfriend view anything beyond the level of a coloring book?

If I ever need someone to flick the air con off, move the refrigerator 3 times in one day and blast tiktok songs during a movie I know where to look.

Makes a change from condensed milk and bland bread.

There is a limit but rough and tumble play is apperently good for kids. It's the Thai teachers you want to be careful of. Nasty little towel flickers that have grovelled their way up the ranks.

Well it makes Bangkok nice a cool for a few weeks. Enjoy your smog.

Let's see, get your daughter a GED or more booze, glue and a little bit of gambling on the phone? Tough choice.

Sugar slime bread made from 3 slices as 2 halves. Sweaty wet sasauge roles with bland meat inside them. Siam Steak "Pizza" that has no sauce, cheese or topping just the bread in a greasy paper bag (not a joke). 10 baht a slice. But don't worry she folds it up and crams it in the bag for you. Nice. They can keep their snacks.

Her parents are worse than the pedophile. A near legal age of 15 relationship is one thing. Premeditated murder is another.

So it will run for six years max? Nice. Better than those old bastards. They live for ages.

Someone stole my fried chicken one time. We out and put the picnic basket down and then went to take a photo of the lake. Just a few meters away. When went back the fried chicken had gone. At first we thought it was a dog but the chicken was under 3 bags of sticky rice. I have respect for the man. I wish I was as good at theiving. Good for him.

The logo is litterly I Con as in 'I con you.' Hilarious.

It looks like a sh*thole.

Most graduates are rich. They have had dad pay for everything since birth and they will never work a day in their lives. The gap between the rich and the poor is disgusting. I saw one of them standing next to his super car then he started kicking a dog for no reason. Scum of earth.

I have no interest in hearing how you went to a mall one time and there were no bum guns in the toilets. Happy to be alone.

Wow the inner party workers are quick today. You barked that out before he has finished typing. ''obviously'' not a scam. Why would anyone commit that thought crime?

I let my girlfriend say where things go. Also her sister which is into feng shui. 8 years later: Sofa facing sliding doors. TV facing a wall where no one can sit to view it. My office consists of a dining table and a hard wooden chair. Of course, the power cable runs right across where people walk and hangs floating in the air a bit. As I look at it now on the dining table there is saline solution and cat medicine (the cat died a year ago) a nasty Thai calendar just perches on the edge of the table. 2 bags of medicine and one box of medicine. A chair? On the chair there is a cat carry bag, two badminton rackets a picnic blanket, a stick on the wall cat shelf which broke immediately, and more. A noisy fish tank with pumps running 24.7. Have you ever heard a motor rattling against a metal frame? I have. I hear it all day. My favorite one is the microwave. So much crap on top of it. A plastic cup inside other plastic cups with chopsticks and straws. Just so it falls every time one uses it. Nice brown cloth for no reason other than overheating the microwave and of course plastic bags so it gets caught in the door each time. Absolute classic. How about you? Do you spare the rod and let your girlfriend choose where things go where in the house?

Please remove the ''opinion'' tag as I have provided the references. As for the intellect claim I fear it might have already been proven by the posters on here. BBC - owned by the royal family in accordance with the royal charter. (BBC, 2016) ITV - regulated by Ofcom which is an arm of the government. (ITV, 2024) Channel 4 - Established by parliament in accordance with Broadcasting Act 1990. Department for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport (DCMS), which is a department of the UK government. Dave - regulated by Ofcom which is an arm of the government. Advertisements - Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) subject to rules set out by Ofcom. References 1. British Broadcasting Corporation. (December 2016). *Agreement*. https://downloads.bbc.co.uk/bbctrust/assets/files/pdf/about/how_we_govern/2016/agreement.pdf 2. Independent Television. (Thursday 17 November at 9:59am). *Terms of use for ITVX and ITV Hub*. https://www.itv.com/terms/articles/itvxtermsofuse 3. Channel 4 (Channel Four Television Corporation). (8 November 2023). *Terms and conditions*. https://www.channel4.com/4viewers/ts-and-cs 4. Dave (UKTV). (November, 2024). *Terms and conditions*. https://corporate.uktv.co.uk/legal/terms-and-conditions 5. Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) Submission to Ofcom’s Call for Evidence on the First Phase of Online Regulation – 13 September 2022 https://www.ofcom.org.uk/siteassets/resources/documents/consultations/category-1-10-weeks/240428-first-phase-of-online-safety-regulation/responses/advertising-standards-authority-asa/?v=202085

First of all low extraversion doesn't need ''treatment''. If you enjoy being alone that is fine. There are many jobs that suit people with low extraversion. For anxiety exposure is the best way. For the first year of teaching I was terrified. Walking into the classroom and having kids shout ''hey teacher you wanna cry?'' ''jump off the building!'' ''bully teacher bully teacher''. After 8 years I don't feel scared anymore. I can only put this down to exposure. I don't feel scared anymore when walking into a classroom. Anxiety and depression meds should be taken only after all other problems have been solved. It is lifestyle changes first and then medication. If you have a perfect life but still get depressed then the meds would help you. For example if you are addicted to gambling, taking meds won't stop you placing bets.

So your girlfriend starts getting calls all of a sudden. 5 times a day. It's the Thai family. The druggy boyfriend lost his job again. The woman is drinking all day. They forgot to pick the kids up from school. The crack whore aunty has thrown them out. Time for the baby shield. The baby shield - To use their kids to filter money to them for more booze and glue. The land scam - To use the false purchasing of land somewhere far away as way for you to send money into a ghost account that they have full control over. I know a lot of people get the mechanics of those two mixed up. I made a table showing the data of a Baby Shield scam. How about you? How many families do you support?

Talking about immigrants doesn't count as free speech. You are reciting what the media told you. The media is own by the ruling party. The average flag painted-faced Brit has the intellect of a gnat so this stuff has to be broken down: All media owned by government You recite same word of government No not free speech. You are a puppet.

Luke warm sticky rice and pork. Pancakes and sugar. lol. Only joking. Our standards are higher than that her in the UK. Porridge, English Crumpets with Butter, Baked Beans on Toast with Grated Cheese, Full English, Scrambled Eggs on Toast, Boiled Egg with Soldiers, BLT, Eggy Bread, or one of our world renowned cereals.

She probably moved the refrigerator 3 times in one day. Some people have it coming to them.

There's only one thing better than bumping into an American and that's bumping into a Brit. Jolly characters with ravishingly good looks. They have a rich and diverse range of conversational topics. One of those is immigration. Is immigration really an issue in the UK? If so why has every government promoted more of it for the past 130 years? Uh oh... maybe there's a deeper reason involving global economy and the plight of humanity. I want to let everyone know this is a safe zone. You are all beautiful. Lets go though some of those naughty noodle issues that keep coming up every day. Timmy: I fear that immigrants might take my job. I feel really sad. Hmm.. that's a good point Timmy. Well you see Timmy, humans are the most expensive thing in a company. Sometimes businesses want to save money and they do this by hiring cheaper labor. It's sometimes called outsourcing. Lets look at the numbers! Aged 23 and over: £11.00 per hour Aged 21 to 22: £10.18 per hour. Aged 18 to 20: £7.49 per hour. Immigrant: £5.28 per hour Timmy: I pay taxes. Why do immigrants get free houses? Good question Timmy. Well you see immigrants also pay taxes. So they also get houses. There are pink ones, green ones many different houses. Timmy: Why do some people look different from me? Oh Timmy! You are full of questions today. Well a long time ago the UK stole toys from people and made them work in a process called indentured labor. Those people also fought in wars for the British! Oh my gosh! Those people lived a long way away from us. And their skin pigment is different. As part of this deal they were given British passports. Many of them couldn't make it to the UK but some did! Timmy: Why do people claim benefits and not go to work in the big building? Wow! That's a toughie. Well you see if people don't read or go to big school and they only eat a basic grains and cheap food they are easier to TRICK! This is sometimes called the Capitalist System. Timmy: The man on the TV said I shouldn't play with the other kids. Yes, it's like when your teacher say 'no one can leave until Jack reads this sentence!' It makes every one hate Jack and it turns people against each other. But really, the teacher was the one being mean! A nasty tactic. Don't speak to that man again Timmy.