Chris Daley

Give them a wack from me foreign gang.

I turned up with a work permit, a passport and the cash and they refused me at Krung Thai. Kbank is the easiest.

My girlfriend always announces ''Look it's an alien!'' and second ''He is bald man!''

Very overrated country. If you are bored of Thailand you will be going of your mind with boredom in Japan. Enjoy your raw chicken and weird green tea kit kats.

I could happily live in Egypt that place is so cool. The fresh morning sunrise and streets lined with trees. And the sunset would reflect off the buildings and make the city glow gold. I still can't believe this happened but the pilot banked over the pyramids before landing. Absolutely enchanting. I stayed in a hotel for the whole time. So I don't about the food.

Muay Thai is just a fake sport. Slow telegraphed kicks. So many rules you can barely move. The slightest contact and the fight is stopped. They wouldn't last a second in western boxing.

They are public servants and I pay their salary. They should do the job properly and stop racketeering.

Write your address down or they will come to your address and make you write the address.

Don't run with scissors.

Nice apron.

This is impossible I have asked at Boots and Watsons and they only have mints and skin cream. How can someone get Class A drugs but I can't buy piles cream?

11 years old? Time to buy a new one. It will cost you as much in repairs.

Did you get the hard life? If so why? What happened that made things difficult? I used to have a friend in secondary school. He never did the work and used to eat paper. He once just crushed up some polo mints held an empty biro and starting snorting it. One day he turned to me and said ''I'm alright, my dad works at British Gas and he has a position waiting for me''. Sure enough he left school, got a new house, company car and is a manager at British Gas. He made zero effort in life and had things the easy way. How about you? Did you get any lucky breaks? Was there a lucky escape from addiction or the wrong crowd? What moment changed the course of your life dramatically?

Air Asia are still the winners.

Tell them you don't want electricity.

What about a teacher agency that pays tea money to cops under the table and then refuses to cancel a work permit and then the foreigner passes all police checks starts work again and then leaves the country to get a non b visa and then enters Thailand again is cleared at two aiports by all checks and then a few months later gets another cop that says the first cop was wrong and demands 11,000 baht overstay fine? Who gets the swat team?

So glad I don't live in North America. That place is a festering pit.

You can extend it at Ceang Wattana 6 times. So about 6 months. No one said a word to me. They almost tore my arm off when taking the money.

It was an outside toilet at an old second hand market. One of them was for women and it was in perfect working order. The other one was for men and the entire front window was missing (they use a plastic sheet to cover the window area) but that was missing. So everyone can see you stand there fully exposed. I have been going to that same market for 7 years and today I just went in the girls toilet. Seven years and they still haven't got around to fixing it, but keep the money box outside. Best leak I have ever had. I should probably point out it is a large separate room for each person. No one can see you. But they would have seen me go in. I told my girlfriend about it and she said ''but men don't have to be shy''. I just don't want to expose myself in front of the temple with the monks walking around, kids and Chinese tourists taking photos. Have you ever used the women's toilets? Do you put money in the money box outside toilets?

It's true. To many pee pees and nong nongs trying to please each others egos.

Another quality Thai film. Must be a total of 3 now.

Blind turn into oncoming traffic. Nice one.

Put it in the bin.

He's literally a ''gunman''?