Chris Daley

The amount of power the army has over people is frightening. From kindergarten the teachers dress up as soldiers every Monday. Then we have the scouts activities. Which involves walking around in circles for hours holding a stick. Someone should tell them what the stick represents. Morning exercises where the students must stand up, sit down, stand up, sit down, turn left, turn right. They are mindless drones by the age of 18 and would happily gas any race that they were told to.

Get the shoes, the bag and the phone as well. 30k plus the bag and phone. She can feed a family for a year.

You need to contact the school. They will give you the documents. And then you take those documents to the Thai embassy in Laos. It used to take 1 day but with the new improvements it takes 3 days now. So have a nice trip in Laos. I hear the tap water can kill you.

Brain development is better during the early years. Going to the gym is best for your 20's onwards. From 0 to 5 the brain grows faster than it will every grow again. And they keep learning for primary school. From the age of 0 to 18 you have a real advantage if you can teach your kid at home. They will crush the competition.

He probably just got one of those little plastic spoons that don't fit into your mouth. Time to start poking.

Because when you are over the age of 40 you have solved every problem in life except the meaning of life itself.

I would love to be a ''Director of Recreation'' at a 5 star hotel. I bet he laughed himself to sleep each night.

Hey I give my money to the temple so I can get good luck and hard cash. Healthy, wealthy and wise. That is a legally binding contract. Don't be giving it to kids that is what the welfare system is for.

Bring back the masks. I love them. I have sex with mine on.

The go bag has enough for ticket out of Thailand, transport, food and a hotel. I have no money. It comes in the bank and is pissed away into the Thai family. Druggies, debts, ''the land'' and their school and university fees.

Finally some rights for me.

Could be anything from a Thai bakery. Disgusting places.

This one made me smile.

We recently moved into a new house and the sister in law came over. She is the older one so what she says goes. She just casually said ''You can't use that door.'' it is the main door to the front of the house. So we have to use a sliding door now. Then we had the AC people coming in. She is one of these people who looks down on laborers. She's shouting at them to put the ac on the other side of the house away from the electric and water. There is already a space where the old one was but she wants to move it to the other side of the room. Finally the workers refuse to do it. They told her why it would be difficult and then continued working. She then demands that the mirror must be hung on a certain wall. The wall in the dark next to the cat litter trays so no one can stand in front of it. She also told us that we can not position the bed in a certain place. The bed must be near the toilet door. Great idea so now we have cut the bed in half to open the door? No you just walk around the hallway in a circle and use the other door. She is a Buddhist sometimes and a Christian as well. Sure why not. There are five major religions so four must be lying. How about you? Do you think people who believe in Feng Shui should be painted blue?

Was the dog okay?

The best description of heaven is identical to Earth in its current form. It's even more obvious when we look around into the vast hostile vacuum of space. Imagine how stupid one must be to even think there might maybe could be a heaven and throw away the time on Earth. Imagine if you traveled for 100 years in all directions and never found another planet that could sustain life. How about 1 million years in any direction. And all the time we were living in the heaven we describe.

I don't mind a bit of Tom Yam Sunak but I was shocked one time to find the collar at the bottom of the bowl.

Reading about feminism.

I know this guy. Saw him at the dungeon.

Well done smiley. That must be difficult for you.

Just keep extending it. You can keep doing it for 6 months and then have to change it to be an ED visa.

To do list: 1) clean drinking water 2) air ambulance

Pay the protection money I mean ''the fine''.

If it was a girl not a word would be said about it.

I asked an AI to describe it and it described Earth. I then asked it to draw a picture based on that. How about you? Do you think Earth is an unfathomably unique beacon of light in infinite darkness or just a second rate <deleted>hole compared to heaven?