Chris Daley

They probably put raw green beans in his krapao. That would push me over the edge.

Hi can I get a condensed milk pizza with no cheese. And can you make it really small and the price really high?

They do everything small in Japan except the prices. A sack of rice is 100 baht. So why is 4 cubes of sushi 60 baht? Why would you eat wasabi with white meat? We all know wasabi is Colman's Mustard. And we eat that with red meat, onions and a rich gravy sauce. The wasabi over powers the delicate fish. So that's it? They have two sauces, soy sauce and wasabi? Why is the sushi scene so stuck up and pretentious. It's just student food. How about you? Do you eat sushi often?

You can buy them already built.

He probably thought issuing fines in rapid succession would protect him from the knife.

Thai taxi drivers are useless tossers. The most mundane simple job in the world and they can't do it.

Yeah I drove past that the day it happened. Total bedlam. 5km of track fell off the thing and went onto the live street cables just missing the condos. A lot of Myanmar called in to fix it. Looks like some of them had been working overtime.

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Nothing says ''festive'' like Thailand. Miserable land of frowns. F all decorations and no Christmas music.

Search for child porn and send the police around his house.

The robber needed the money as they were poor. Silly Thai Karen.

Condensed milk, no cheese and soggy bread. Sounds good to me.

Scam number 349. Renting land. An easy way to divert money from the alien. There are probably ten other aliens that also ''own'' your Hat Yai plot.

This is the usual Thai behavior and things like this can be seen everyday on the news. Why did they single out a white person?

It's the will of god. Good job Thai man.

Went to do my 90 days. My girlfriend is a visa expert as it is her job. Got the ticket and waited for 3 hours. I joked with her and said they will need more paperwork. Finally went up to counter and they started saying no. Two cops at one computer now. Talking about a ''tm30'' I have no what that is. They said update it and come back. They did the lunch break and we ended being there all day.

You order a salad and they use raw cabbage leaves instead of lettuce. Time to start smashing.

Potato and chicken stew. I wouldn't let a Thai person near my Xmas dinner.

Did they find anyone?

The major bands of immigration to the UK were agreed to by the UK government. They needed cheap labor so they gave the windrush generation passports and they welcomed the slaves from Africa and Guyana. That was 50 years ago. The new refugee myth is just to stir up the voters.

Thai women love to burn chemicals or ''mosquito repellent'', turn off the fan and aircon so the temperature shoots up to 40 degrees and play music all night. Nothing wrong with that.

My leg has been playing up a but better get it seen to. See you soon Thaksin.

My leg has been playing up a bit better get it seen to. See you soon Thaksin.

Change the windows to be double glazing and plant a lot of trees. Or you could just put double glazing and a sealed door for the bedroom (like a recording studio). That stuff is amazing. I once stayed in a travel lodge and it was next to the airport. You could see the planes taking off and it was silent in the room. That was impressive. Same for the classrooms. They seal the rooms off. So inside it is total bedlam. Kids screaming into the microphone and doing death metal but outside it is silent.

For a Thai women's standards this is marriage material.