Chris Daley

Scam number 349. Renting land. An easy way to divert money from the alien. There are probably ten other aliens that also ''own'' your Hat Yai plot.

This is the usual Thai behavior and things like this can be seen everyday on the news. Why did they single out a white person?

It's the will of god. Good job Thai man.

Went to do my 90 days. My girlfriend is a visa expert as it is her job. Got the ticket and waited for 3 hours. I joked with her and said they will need more paperwork. Finally went up to counter and they started saying no. Two cops at one computer now. Talking about a ''tm30'' I have no what that is. They said update it and come back. They did the lunch break and we ended being there all day.

You order a salad and they use raw cabbage leaves instead of lettuce. Time to start smashing.

Potato and chicken stew. I wouldn't let a Thai person near my Xmas dinner.

Did they find anyone?

The major bands of immigration to the UK were agreed to by the UK government. They needed cheap labor so they gave the windrush generation passports and they welcomed the slaves from Africa and Guyana. That was 50 years ago. The new refugee myth is just to stir up the voters.

Thai women love to burn chemicals or ''mosquito repellent'', turn off the fan and aircon so the temperature shoots up to 40 degrees and play music all night. Nothing wrong with that.

My leg has been playing up a but better get it seen to. See you soon Thaksin.

My leg has been playing up a bit better get it seen to. See you soon Thaksin.

Change the windows to be double glazing and plant a lot of trees. Or you could just put double glazing and a sealed door for the bedroom (like a recording studio). That stuff is amazing. I once stayed in a travel lodge and it was next to the airport. You could see the planes taking off and it was silent in the room. That was impressive. Same for the classrooms. They seal the rooms off. So inside it is total bedlam. Kids screaming into the microphone and doing death metal but outside it is silent.

For a Thai women's standards this is marriage material.

It's a low quality beach place full of druggies and homeless people. Can't even sit on the beach without paying.

When they work out how it changes the taxes and benefits for married couples it will be rushed though and approved.

First time I flew alone I asked for help from the airport staff. The girl screamed GO! and turned away and continued chatting with her friends. It wasn't even busy. Few years later the cop on the immigration desk threw my passport at me and just pointed behind me. I did something wrong on the form. Suvarnabhumi is one of the worst airports I have passed though in terms of service.

I am neither a 60 year old woman nor a 15 year old influencer so this doesn't interested me much.

Crammed in a carriage with 30 Thai people staring at you. Now that's what I'm talking about.

Thai food? Try Thailand. They seem to love it there.

The boring druggies and slum dwellers speak Thai and the really interesting people speak English. So never need to speak Thai. The basic Thai people seem to be incapable of intelligent discourse.

You spelt Australians wrong.

Aircon off, strong smell of sweat, no English, no map, rude and no clue where they are going. Bring on the driverless AI taxi's.

You have to do it ten days before the date or they won't accept it online.

He tried to run away but just went around in circles.

any shopping mall or 20 baht shop