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Chris Daley

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  1. I don't think you need a degree to join the army. If that is true then the army is screwed since barely anyone has finished highschool in Thailand.
  2. Because it burns your face. It is not healthy to have exposed cuts. It takes a time some in the morning and some peoples' facial hair grow back by the evening. It costs a lot of money. Some people can only use the Gillette ones because the hair is tough. Because men have almost no beauty products available; whereas, women have entire shopping floors dedicated to them. The quality of mens' razors are trash. Because beards look good. Because beards are a sign of age. Because men are forced to live a more and more feminine society each year. Because some people don't need or want to attract a woman. Because men should have beards. Its like asking a woman to inflate her breasts or stay indoors.
  3. Divorce over a tablet. what a loser. Sounds to me like she is doing her bit. Washing and cooking taking care of the house. If you don't like Thai language you should have thought about that before having the kids and ruining her life.
  4. Makes me wonder how dirty a floor can get during the night with no one walking over it. Maybe an army of marines came in during the night. Clean it once a week.
  5. You just described the perfect relationship. Two people that are tired and bored but stay together for their children. You made some vague rant about technology. All they have to do is pass the exams and most of that is homework/assignments that's it. School is a piece of piss. If you throw away what you have now you might end up with something far worse.
  6. I still think mine are stealing my water. The other day the girlfriend went out with the car, and he thought I wasn't in he started shouting (talking normally for him) naa ja mai mi krai yuu! Looks like no one is there. Yesterday he ran in the house and shouted pit nam pit nam! Turn off the water. What sort of neighbors do you have? - the shirtless and loud type - totally silent and you never see them - abandoned house but they still pay rent for it - the village karen that walks around the village checking every house - the alien - just a parking lot for pickups - the motorcycle rever - the loud music and beers every night family - the fake army guy with the flags and statues - the one with trained attack dogs barking 24/7 - other?
  7. The Henry hoover is the best one. Damn that thing is strong.
  8. It all looks the same. Gas stations and seven elevens. Same food.
  9. He would have paid years of tea money to the cops for their 'routine inspections' and 'fast track' visa options. But he got caught on a small detail.
  10. I prefer not to shave and have a beard but it is not possible in Thailand. Thai people are scared of beards. I was an honor student at university and they were hiring new teachers. The head of the international department invited me in to watch the teacher demos and interviews. So there was a black guy doing a great job. No problems at all. Well dressed. Loud voice. Confident. But the only questions they had was about his beard. The beard was trimmed and tidy. After the demo the doctor / professor told me to my face: We can't accept beards because along time a go someone did the bad thing in Thailand (Erawan Shrine Bombing) and we can't accept that anymore. I was amazed at this level of ignorance and racism. So if you want to be viewed as human garbage in Thailand get a tattoo and a beard.
  11. Step 1 - set your computer back to the factory reset. Step 2 - use msconfig to remove programs from the background and start up. Step 3 - set the visual options to ''performance''. Step 4 - use powershell and regedit to force remove more of the trash like ''xbox game bar'' Step 5 - keep most files on an external hardrive Step 6 - uninstall the anti virus software like ''mcafee'' because windows already has one built in Step 7 - defragmentate the hardrive This is my basic todo list these days. Windows is steaming pile of <deleted>.
  12. What type of cancer do you think you will get? I don't drink or smoke but I didn't take care of my teeth in my early twenties due to depression. Had dental problems ever since. Looks like it's mouth or throat cancer for me. 🥳 How about you?
  13. That's a pretty tight budget. The only way you could get it lower is if you lived with the Thai family. Then you only have to pay 500 baht for the bills. If you can tolerate living with a bunch of old people and 14 kids and no working toilets.
  14. They are tossing useless. Just drive yourself to the hospital.
  15. No I don't hear music. All I hear is: 'where should I go next' 'i have never been here before' 'no map' 'no gps' 'no phone' 'supalai condo what that?' 'where to go?' 'hospital right.. airport?'
  16. I really hope covid comes back. It's been some of the best days of my life. I think I am made for a post apocalyptical world.
  17. All these men holding up a camera phones. Be scared of the guy who doesn't want a record of what is about to happen.
  18. We don't learn English in England because everyone is at native level. We learn academic and figurative English. So good luck with that morons.
  19. Does anyone understand why Thai schools relentlessly hire and fire teachers each year? Why is teaching considered temp work when it is required all year around in an academic year? I was sitting in the office one day and the loud speaker was blaring. They always broadcast the morning assembly. ''So students your old teachers have gone home now, lets make the new ones feel welcome!'' Or more accurately ''Khun kru tangchaat glab prateet laos. Kru glap baan laos na''. No it's not true. They didn't have their contracts renewed. They did not ''go home'' voluntarily. I even had one student ask me ''So teacher are you going home next year?'' It took me a while to figure out what she meant. They lie to the students every year. I had a message on line from a student asking ''Where are you!''. He was surprised I was still in Thailand. As far as I can tell the scam works like this: - school gets government subsidy money for the ''bidding process'' of new teachers. - the money gets diverted to the hundreds of ''lieutenants'' ''officers'' ''vice'' ''assistant to the'' and so on - the new teachers are hired for 11 months - they do not have provide bonusses, file taxes or provide healthcare - the teachers are removed and the contract is not renewed - the process starts again And then we have the teacher agencies which further the corruption. Shady companies that change their name every 12 months. They provide the teachers illegally since the teachers have no degrees and false passports stamps. The teachers are blackmailed into working for a low salary and the government subsidiary is split between the agency and the school.
  20. Introducing our new Native Equivalent Temp Assistant Cultural Exchange Program English Teachers!
  21. I just want to get out of it as fast as possible before he scams me with the no change act or double the price.
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