Chris Daley

Wow I wish I lived in aseanow land. 'Drug tests in the village.' 'Police man came to my house just paid the fine though.' 'went and fought a war against the rice burners!'.

Ask her to take you on a date and get her to pay.

Awkwardly sharing in-jokes on a world wide platform. Just <deleted> off and do your jobs.

I'm scared of the pigs. But the flight is not a problem.

I used pop around there to pick up the potatoes. I did think it was a bit odd but didn't want to refuse. 70 men you say?

She has bills to be paid. Move on to the next gps tracked ATM.

I'll get the cancer at 60. Probably be done by 70.

I watched a video on helping the homeless. They got helped. I'm no longer a fluke.

Various crimes involving abusing a disabled man who was not capable of giving consent to the situations he was placed in. I pass my sentence thusly: Main Perpetrator - 25 years for Second Degree Murder. Bystanders - 5 years each for Accessory to Murder.

You snooze you loose. Keep your eyes open on the subway.

White (any country just white) - Absolute gods in Thailand. Immigration staff will speak to you in a soft voice with smiles all around. You will be surrounded by 5 members of staff trying to help you. People will bend over backwards to help you. Schools accept you and you will bypass all those silly health checks and police checks. Black - Treated well. Generally well treated and very popular with the ladies. Chinese, korean, Japanese - Welcomed. You will get an acceptable level of treatment. Nothing special. Indians, Arabs, Pakistanis - Absolute disgraceful treatment by Thai's. You will be followed around the mall. Random checks at the airports. That elevator door will be closing in your face every time. Awkward job interviews about that focus on your facial hair. Parents will pull their kids away from you.

Farage you have German ancestors. Time to go home.

I wish I would need a censor sign that long. I would barely make it up to the 'O'.

Hot again now. Didn't last long.

Killing is a sin in every major belief system. Someone's going to hell.

Bartering has been a part of civilization since the dawn of time. The idea of a cashless society could be one of the greatest threats to freedom in human history. - the government can see your financial records - in 2083 the world will merge into a one government system. a global currency is part of this plan. - your money will be frozen or reduced at will by the ruling party. bought a pizza instead of that aspirin? you'll pay for that. - got lucky on the horses? no you didn't. - popped around to Sue's house at number 32? explain why the visit cost 1,000 bhat. - seizing money from citizens first and asking questions later via civil forfeiture. by seizing a citizen’s or a firm’s money, the victim/defendant has almost no choice but to settle. - imagine a future in which soon, a government staff member could suspect an individual of some misconduct, or perhaps deem that person’s politics or speech unacceptable. it would take just a few keystrokes to order all financial institutions to decline any withdrawal or payment from that individual. How about you? Do you still use cash or do prefer the cashless society?

You are simply teaching the child that hitting is okay. It is a way to solve problems. They will go to school and hit. They will beat their wife and they will hit anyone that angers them.

Had a day out with the slum family. They can't even feed their own children. The man was forcing dried donuts into a 1 year old's mouth. She was choking and the mother was screaming 'rowang tid kor'. Poor kid had to sit there covered in sugar with water for another 5 hours. The other bunch have their kids drooling in front of a tablet. It can't even chew the food anymore due to brain rot media. They try to force spicy and sour geng som into a 4 year olds face. Yeah I'm not surprised he doesn't want it the flavours ate different for a child.

1m? Thats about 2 whores and a pizza.

Just don't go to the same one that Simon Cowell went to. That man's face looks like kid's drawing now.

Yeah my mate did a trade with me. She was good on the plough but lacked any kind of enthusiasm.

Why were you horrified? Bad meal at the pub?

Wondering around in the dark naked at 1am. What visa type is that exactly?

Childish innuendo - thread removed or censored Grotesque violence involving attempted murder and naming people by their real names - no problem

Which ever one can make the most sandwiches.