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  1. Grumpy one
    Try the hands on approach like Thai's do. Axes, knives, guns, whatever is handy. But be prepared for an extended holiday at one of the fine holiday resorts run by the Judicial System
  2. Grumpy one
    Check out Kevin Bloody Wilson for a collection of fine Xmass songs. One of my favourites is " I saw Mummy sucking Santa Clause "
  3. Grumpy one
    Severe drought may be the reason for exporting or the price of steel has risen
  4. Grumpy one
    In a surprize twist to this story, a Thai farmer who just returned from Israel and who is the brother inlaw of the policeman in charge of the cash laid claim to the money.
  5. Grumpy one
    1 Don't stray too far from the toilet. 2 Take a couple of Imodium or mix spoon of corn flour in a little water and drink, it does the same job as the medicine but tastes like crap
  6. Grumpy one
    So the crane ran out of puff going up the hill. What odds Somchai missed first gear, hence the rolling backwards, with worn out brakes he was on the Road to Hell
  7. Grumpy one
    At a quick glance I thought the headline was " A Ghanaian Drug Dealer " Silly me, must be suffering the pre Xmass hangover
  8. Grumpy one
    Could not have stuck the knife in too deep, if she ran away after. I would have sprouted wings and flown away if a knife that large was pointed in my direction.
  9. Grumpy one
    What would you rather have a few dogs yapping or a group of drunks trying to sing karaoke. Personally I prefer the dogs, they let you know when people are about.
  10. Grumpy one
    Indians with travel insurance
  11. Grumpy one
    The next really big question is, ...... Does the Easter Bunny real ??
  12. Grumpy one
    Drop the pants and find out
  13. Grumpy one
    Back in the late 60's there was a fine Sydney pub called The Pyrmont. It catered for wharf workers and ships crews. Also some ladies of not the best morals. I remember one night going in to get a beer, only being greeted by a couple of drunks having a pxssing contest next to the bar. A real class establishment that had far more Riff than Raff. Its sad how the place has gone downhill full of trendy yuppies
  14. Grumpy one
    Lets hope the mice enjoyed the 30,000 baht meal.
  15. Grumpy one
    Welcome to Planet Earth, there are nutters everywhere with firearms. Quite a few should be put down.
  16. Grumpy one
    Tie a brick to the base of head and let it swing. Get back to us with the results, we all need a laugh a day
  17. Grumpy one
    Mines the same, she gets a nice leg from Macro once a month and roasts it. Our dogs enjoy it also.
  18. Grumpy one
    Being politically correct, he only wanted to go outside for a cigarette
  19. Grumpy one
    Minister cum inside. Now the question is " cum inside who or what ???
  20. Grumpy one
    Somchai to bus management " What ?? We have to stop and pick up passengers and obey speed limits "
  21. Grumpy one
    Who would believe it
  22. Grumpy one
    Thai's don't stop and look for trains. Duel tracks means double the chance of hitting a train. Let the carnage begin
  23. Grumpy one
    Who said she had one ??
  24. Grumpy one
    Make a call at the nearest barracks, maybe they can help you with your wish
  25. Grumpy one
    I tried to bring my liquid assets to Thailand but it was too much hassle. So I drank them

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